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how did i say it twice


wasnt once enough
sloppy ***ass i has
****shit did i done it
uno dos tres!

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i heard wrong, and then she said ¬ bricks were made of bread¬ some one said look with your eyes¬ so maybe you'll see¬ how sunday¬ isdid justi asay seventhit day.¬ ¬ interstate love songstwice¬ howwasnt theonce road goes along¬ under the speed limits¬ hows its fast enough¬ sloppy ass i has¬ shit did i done it ¬ foruno usdos alltres!

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Sometimes, saying it once is not enough, no... But, did you know that very few people know how to say it twice or three times in the same exact way they said it once.
That's where I come in - I can help you with that; I can literally teach you how to say it as many times as you need and it will always sound like you just said it the first time before.
People are stunned the very first moment they realize this revolutionary technique. Most who discover the meaning of it become insane, shortly after, but that's just me, playing my part when it comes to thinning the heard of pseudo-intellectuals away from the very rare and few geniuses of our world.
So, here's how it it works.
Now you can do it too...

Yorick
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glad your taking somewhat interest of it AL.

i just start with this story to clarify where im coming from.

i once said i hate my life.. to someone
went on with something like - hello let me finish what im about to say.
(kept getting interrupted)

i hate my life because i cannot hear Crystal Clear..
your words are like mud to me.. and you find yourself uttering
more than enough times till you gave up.

if you mumble or zap your words i will not hear it.
i dont care if you think ur so smart because
either you might be testing me or think ur some rap god.
or feeling like you're super intelligent running your mouth with never ending vocabulary

i wont hear it.. and when i say i hate my life is because i didnt hear it.
so you had to say it more than 3 times to find yourself at the right pace
when i heard it .. its not what you say. but how you say it.
when you do - until then i can talk to you,
what happens after is we can understand each other.

when i dont.. i hate my life becuase i felt i missed everything out and i feel bad cuz you had to try to say it more than 10 times to make me feel so stupid.
just when i know.

everyone wants to hear it the first time, keeps the flow fine and steady
feels like a river of love. and *******fucking light a fire pit to start singing along.

you do not need to yell
you do not need to throw orders
you do not need to confuse me
or whatever it is you trying to say.
but respect me how i want to respect you

its not goo goo ga ga baby talk
its not elementary dicipline
its not my rebelliousness
its not my buffoonery

whatever. i lived with this my whole life. im used to it..

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Hearing loss sucks, man.

I'm not going to pretend I know what you're going through, BUT I have dealt with others as respectively as I can when it comes to their lack of hearing.
It's not like - "Hey Frank, zip up your gaddamm fly, you're drafting the left lane!" (for everyone in the bar to hear).... Even though Frank is 5 sheets to the wind, 67-years-old with a blown kidney, a bladder the size of a tea bag and has already pissed himself - he don't care.... He can't hear. And that really sucks.

Anyway, on a more serious note - 👉🎶, I get what you're saying. And the reaction of others really suck too.
I just happen to have an allergy to every bean and pea there is with the exception of two varieties. If I want to die, I'll just eat a few spoonful of beans or peas...
People smile at me with a certain look when I tell them that and it makes me want to punch their soul into the Shadow Realm. "Oh yeah, evarbodies 'lergic ta beans, Al!" (hua,hua,hua! Now, let's make a tiring but very predictable fart sound👉💨)
Then they try to dis-arm what I've said by re-wording it - "Big Al don't like beans in his chili." ....Ohhh....so now it's a matter of 'taste' . One day I wound up in the hospital because the daycare attendant thought it would be cute to trick me into eating her can of Beanie Weenies.... She thought I was a "fussy eater" and decided I didn't know what I was talking about. Well, physical and legal drama ensued and now someone in the world completely understands the difference between not liking something and ending up on temporary life support getting jacked full of antihistamines because of a bad reaction.
I'm old now. And I'm still fighting mentalities that never ******fuckin die.
I bring this up only to acknowledge all the BS you have been through regarding your hearing.
Well...if it gets to be too much, do what I do....kick 'm in the piss-pump!

Yorick
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much appreciated al.. salutations to you

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I try when I can.
(Looks around)
Somedays, I'm doing well enough to know what's going on, (haha!).

Cheers!

A
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