Yorick
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came home bored.


went about to cut the grass.
with me and ol push mow

as i was going around the bend
i saw a dandelion
memories came to me
thought to myself
as when i was young
you were a pretty flower
but now ur just a nasty weed
causing allergies

i did not hestitate
ran over you gladly
out of my way you nasty
thing.

nothings finer
than a yard haircut
to satisfy meeeeee.

lol

yea im that bored.

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Hi.

Electric
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You gotta pull the weed by its root to truly get rid of it.

Yorick
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nah.. i rather just cut it again to ...
satisfy meeeee!

Yorick
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i read that dandelions are edible da heck?

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Bugs are also a high protein meal.

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oh gah

Electric
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NacthoMan wrote:
i read that dandelions are edible da heck?

aeolians.revenge wrote:
Bugs are also a high protein meal.

Yeah, I've heard the same. Funny thing is I have yet to see anyone in a rush to eat any of these things.

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