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I'm drunk right now and probably no one is on by hi.

DocteurRalph wrote:
Two shots and two beers and you're drunk? You don't know the meaning of the word. It's only quarter after 10 in the morning and I've already had 4 beers, maybe after 8 or 10 I'll actually be drunk.

23 beers, and im almost done, ****fuck, i have to go to work later, oh well

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statism, the belief that the state is supreme, is the most dangerous thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uVV2Dcqt0

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I'm drunk right now and probably no one is on by hi.

oh god your pic had to remind me, purely by accident yesterday i ran over a turtle (yes i was sober) i turned the corner going to my buddys house to watch soccer france vs argintina (france won, yeah bitches), and i saw the turtle at the last minute but it was too late, ran over the lil guy, i tried to swerve but it didnt help.

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I'm drunk right now and probably no one is on by hi.

Sherlock wrote:
I had a friend who would also "drunk dial" me and other friends. He'd call about 2:30 or 3:00 a.m. Disconcerting, to say the least!

i used to drunk dial my old commander from the army at 2am years ago, im pretty sure he moved change his name and relocated to another universe

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I'm drunk right now and probably no one is on by hi.

Lano wrote:
I was at karaoke. I drank like two shots of tequila, two beers, and sipped some vodka over, like a three hour period or so, I guess. so three of those drinks don't count right now.

2 beers and 2 shots and some tequila, rookie

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I'm drunk right now and probably no one is on by hi.

i was drunk last night ๐Ÿคฏ

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i almost went and bought like a shitload of drugs tonight, i dont know what the difference was other than i kept rethinking the outcome, its like i have more money than sense, but im tired too tired

Jebus-Zeus wrote:
ah naw i woke up at the morgue in 06

its all documented i can prove it, the cop called everyone on my phone and told them to come identify my body.

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i almost went and bought like a shitload of drugs tonight, i dont know what the difference was other than i kept rethinking the outcome, its like i have more money than sense, but im tired too tired

ah naw i woke up at the morgue in 06

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i almost went and bought like a shitload of drugs tonight, i dont know what the difference was other than i kept rethinking the outcome, its like i have more money than sense, but im tired too tired

DocteurRalph wrote:
There's just like way too many strong ***ass drugs drugs going around now. Good thing I couldn't this stuff 30 years ago, I would be dead.

doc, im 55 and still insane, lol, but most days i get up go to work come home go to bed repeat, but after like weekend after weekend, especially like last week where people i knew were shot down in annapolis maryland by insane idiots, i just wanted to *******fucking fulfil and keep the story going.

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i almost went and bought like a shitload of drugs tonight, i dont know what the difference was other than i kept rethinking the outcome, its like i have more money than sense, but im tired too tired

Jebus-Zeus wrote:

Rockster160 wrote:
Glad to hear it. Good choice. ๐Ÿ‘
Never like having to deal with my other sides either. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

yeah man, wow, first time in forever ive had the ability to fulfil all my futile drug dream but instead looked ahead to tomorrow and said no to myself, look at what you will do if you do that.

because i really wanted to do that

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