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Lano
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I'm drunk right now and probably no one is on by hi.

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Jebus-Zeus
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i was drunk last night ๐Ÿคฏ

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I was at karaoke. I drank like two shots of tequila, two beers, and sipped some vodka over, like a three hour period or so, I guess. so three of those drinks don't count right now.

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I had a friend who would also "drunk dial" me and other friends. He'd call about 2:30 or 3:00 a.m. Disconcerting, to say the least!

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Lano wrote:
I was at karaoke. I drank like two shots of tequila, two beers, and sipped some vodka over, like a three hour period or so, I guess. so three of those drinks don't count right now.

2 beers and 2 shots and some tequila, rookie

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Sherlock wrote:
I had a friend who would also "drunk dial" me and other friends. He'd call about 2:30 or 3:00 a.m. Disconcerting, to say the least!

i used to drunk dial my old commander from the army at 2am years ago, im pretty sure he moved change his name and relocated to another universe

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oh god your pic had to remind me, purely by accident yesterday i ran over a turtle (yes i was sober) i turned the corner going to my buddys house to watch soccer france vs argintina (france won, yeah bitches), and i saw the turtle at the last minute but it was too late, ran over the lil guy, i tried to swerve but it didnt help.

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Two shots and two beers and you're drunk? You don't know the meaning of the word. It's only quarter after 10 in the morning and I've already had 4 beers, maybe after 8 or 10 I'll actually be drunk.

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Two shots and two beers and you're drunk? You don't know the meaning of the word. It's only quarter after 10 in the morning and I've already had 4 beers, maybe after 8 or 10 I'll actually be drunk.

23 beers, and im almost done, ****fuck, i have to go to work later, oh well

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW28tSNAvE

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Jebus-Zeus wrote:

Sherlock wrote:
I had a friend who would also "drunk dial" me and other friends. He'd call about 2:30 or 3:00 a.m. Disconcerting, to say the least!

i used to drunk dial my old commander from the army at 2am years ago, im pretty sure he moved change his name and relocated to another universe

:D ..i'm so happy now i'm not a chap! None of my friends ever done this to me.. (but they did used to drag me to night clubs when i was young, and i don't know why i stupidly went when i never enjoyed it.. However, i did enjoy dragging them to male strip shows some 10 years later on! ;D Surprised that none of their husbands got me poisoned..)

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I never got the whole girls going to strip clubs thing. It seems to me like guys are always trying to get girls to get naked and girls are always trying to get guys to keep their clothes on.. maybe I should work out more and start wearing a fireman's outfit with a g-string underneath. lol

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DocteurRalph wrote:
I never got the whole girls going to strip clubs thing. It seems to me like guys are always trying to get girls to get naked and girls are always trying to get guys to keep their clothes on.. maybe I should work out more and start wearing a fireman's outfit with a g-string underneath. lol

Yeah, maybe that is what your wife needs, Doc! ;)

I love male strippers.. just to watch - managed to say no to anything else (probably only by some divine intervention). So if your wife will feel charitable, perhaps she will agree to me having a peek at you in your fireman's clothes! ;)

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Iโ€™m not drunk, just trying to stay awake until my person comes back. Thanks for the delightful distraction of this intoxicating post. :)

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