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I am an ant assassin.

Ants are committing felonies and yelling abusive and vulgar obscenities in my room last night, i think the bastards even ripped my bed sheets...

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I am an ant assassin.

Mya wrote:
:( hope it's just a joke, Jeb, or one of your unreal thingies..

was it a joke when the germans bombed pearl harbor?

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My cat vomited.

what does the vomit taste like?

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I am an ant assassin.

we will fight on the hills (ant) we will fight in the kitchen (on the bread crumbs) we will fight in the streets (in the cracks of cement where the ant infestation is rooted) and we will fight on the beaches (where the ants get their sand for their hills).

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mum is threatening suicide if i chase my dream.

DocteurRalph wrote:
My parents started charging me rent when I was 18. I moved out when I was 19.. if you are over 17 years old your mother doesn't have to support you, especially while you go chase long term dreams. The whole suicide thing sounds kind of crazy but apparently she doesn't know how to deal with you. Tell her to call me I'll give her a few pointers on how to not support adult children and feel good about it.

right, i paid rent from the time i jot a job at 16 til i joined the army at 19.

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When i tell people where i live, they're always like;

mars

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mum is threatening suicide if i chase my dream.

lol are you 8? you should financially support yourself..

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How do I convince my friend not to lie in her CV ?

most of my resume is fake, no company's ever checked it.
sometimes you gotta fill in the gaps...

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A Nanny From Hell..

um, tell her that her husband is disgusting and you vomit when you think about him, and oh yeah, he's probably gay.

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What happens after a death (practical not spiritual).

im donating my body to the cannibal society... or cannabis society lmao

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