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Jebus-Zeus
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I am an ant assassin.

My first venture into assassinating ants began when i was 3 years old, sitting on my back porch screaming at the top of my lungs into an ant hole (soon to learn that this tactic was unsuccessful) later i learned hot boiling water or (fire) worked much better. i have murdered or killed and counted coo on millions of my ant enemies.

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we will fight on the hills (ant) we will fight in the kitchen (on the bread crumbs) we will fight in the streets (in the cracks of cement where the ant infestation is rooted) and we will fight on the beaches (where the ants get their sand for their hills).

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:( hope it's just a joke, Jeb, or one of your unreal thingies..

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Mya wrote:
:( hope it's just a joke, Jeb, or one of your unreal thingies..

was it a joke when the germans bombed pearl harbor?

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For them very likely, yes.. (was it germans btw?)

I wish i didnt read this post =( You should have put TW! :/

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Ants are committing felonies and yelling abusive and vulgar obscenities in my room last night, i think the bastards even ripped my bed sheets...

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Mr gorbechev, tear that ant hill down....

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No, it's cruel! Take your meds, Jeb!!

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My brother in law has these huge red ant hills in his backyard and we pour gasoline on them and light them all the time. It's a really effective method of getting rid of them. When I was a kid we used to burn them with magnifying glasses, now that was quite a sport! Or we would catch a bunch of red ants and black ants and put them in a jar together and watch them kill each other. Red ants are about three times as mean as black ants, you can put a half dozen of them in a jar with 50 black ants and the red ones will win...

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[‌quote ๐Ÿ˜ŽB.A.1๐Ÿ˜Ž]1. Pound a 5' stick of rebar into the center of the ant mound, leaving about 18" exposed.
2. Wait for a dark and stormy night - one that involves thunder and electrical activity.
3. Trim your high flying kite in aluminum foil.
4. Run a thin strand of copper wire in tandem with your kite string (about 1,000 linear feet), making sure it is securely fastened to the kite AND making sure the co per wire is fixed to the aluminum trim.
5. Launch your kite into the storm and firmly tie it to the iron rebar.
6. Get the h#!! back! [/qu

OMG...I...almost...I mean...I just about...I need to stop laughing at this reply...PsYcHe!!!!!
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when i lived in south florida the fire ants would mess you up, i was sitting in my yard once and all of a suddan, it felt like someone took a flamethrower to my whole left side and i jumped up and had a couple dozen on me, running around shaking them off man, it was like hell, learned why they call them fire ants too, lol

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