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A Cry In The Dark

soco wrote:
You lost me at 'vales'. Did you mean veils?

vale1
vฤl/Submit
noun
plural noun: vales
a valley (used in place names or as a poetic term).

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I need a math person.

its 25(although 42 is always correct also)

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I need a math person.

soco wrote:
Oh jebus---what did I say now....

did someone call me?

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park.

sounds like nice clean fun

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Does anyone have a way to get in touch with Kitty?

kitty was euthanized because she became feral and bit her handler

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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

this site is for detecting the vibrations of alien life on planet earth, you are just a figment of the universes imagination.

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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

this site is for chewing bubblegum and kicking ***ass

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So what has everyone been up to lately?

soco wrote:
Stolen in 2012 but a police report filed 2 months ago.

At what point did you realize she wasn't coming back?

i reported it in 2012

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From The Council of Penguins.

soco wrote:
Fox News is currently looking into this. Expect an entire 38 and a half minute 'breaking news' segment to prove your entire claim truthful and unbiased by 6 percent of the White House cabinet.

Tweet at 11:00...

check, roger-wilco

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So what has everyone been up to lately?

soco wrote:

Jebus-Zeus wrote:

Grim_Hardcastle wrote:


[quote from soco]


Actually, I have. And I have the paperwork to prove it ๐Ÿ˜†

i got all you guys beat, 2 years ago, i got myself committed to a nuthouse, but now im vegan, dont drink or smoke and run 2 miles a day, lost 60 pounds, last saturday i hiked 12 miles through the Shenandoah national park, up old rag mountain and down, 9 hours.

And in all that walking you didn't spot a ******* van to steal....?

i dont steal vans, someone stole my ******fuckin van, and yeah i did file a police report, but like a few months ago, the police called me up and asked if i found it, i was like, arent you the ones who are supposed to be looking for it?

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