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Jebus-Zeus
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Hired Gun

I Will Assassinate Your Television
Is your personal cause oppressed by the totalitarian Mind-box?

Unable to rise up (from your couch) against the tyranny of glowing light, the torture of Jennifer Anistons laugh, the fascist blitz of Fox News?

Can't escape the brutal, authoritarian regime of brain-washing entertainment shows, the human tragedy of "Save Me I'm A Celebrity", factoids about the "men and women in uniform", sound bytes from the latest civilian massacre or glaring images of Barbara Walters hair?

Have you tried to overthrow the electronic dictator, the Propaganda Minister itself, only to be betrayed by your very own sense of investment and the isolation of being liberated?

I am a highly trained, professional T.V. Assassin and, as part of a sweeping "Wartime" promotion, I am offering my services for a small nominal fee.

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No worries, Jebus. I'm still scraping silicon, plastic sheathing and various electronic elements out from underneath my fingernails.
Now....how to deal with this damn silicon communication device.

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My name's notralph and I'm an addict... leave my TV alone, and all that other stuff I need as well.

Help me with:

I need help.

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Thank you for sharing, addicted not Ralph name, thank you - (screaming monkey sounds).

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