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Just in case,1-800-BUTTERBALL aka 1-800-2888372.

If you hear Stephen Colbert's voice, hang up and call again.

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Just in case... ,1-800-BUTTERBALL aka 1-800-2888372. If you hear Stephen Colbert's voice, hang up and call again.

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We had a 21 pound Butterball yesterday. Had it again today as a matter of fact. Best bird in the business.

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DocteurRalph wrote:
We had a 21 pound Butterball yesterday. Had it again today as a matter of fact. Best bird in the business.

This somewhat surprises me DocteurRalph. Frozen will never top fresh. I figured you hunted wild one's days before hand.

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Fresh turkeys aren't fat enough. I've eaten plenty of them, and I actually prefer farm raised fat animals. I still hunt deer all the time, I think I just like killing things... nothing like shooting an animal that outweighs me and that is a lot smarter than I am in the woods. More times than not they get away, I only kill the stupid deer.

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DocteurRalph wrote:
Fresh turkeys aren't fat enough. I've eaten plenty of them, and I actually prefer farm raised fat animals. I still hunt deer all the time, I think I just like killing things... nothing like shooting an animal that outweighs me and that is a lot smarter than I am in the woods. More times than not they get away, I only kill the stupid deer.

So if the Tom was 9 foot tall and 250, you might consider it?

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Yeah probably. Half the fun these days is dragging a dead body that big out of the woods over these Tennessee hills and trying not to have a heart attack. And I have to admit I love being covered in blood. My dad was a veterinarian that only worked on cows and pigs and horses and I grew up riding around with him and helping. Kind of makes me feel like a child to cut up big animals.

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That's normal, right... lol

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