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Dearest Suckers



My name is Barrister David Gomez Gonzalez, and though I'm not a real lawyer, I pretend to be.


Jawyer: - David Gomez Gonzalez

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Dearest Suckers¬ ¬ My name is Barrister David Gomez Gonzalez, and though I'm not a real lawyer, I pretend to be.¬ My client succumbed to an unfortunate car accident. He was single and childless. ¬ He left 12,500,000 sperm in mind, ¬ ¬ I would like to introduce myself for the first time. My name is Barrister David Gomez Gonzalez, the personal lawyer to my late client. ¬ Who worked as a private businessman in the international field. In 2012, my client succumbed to an unfortunate car accident. My client was single and childless. ¬ He left a fortune worth $12,500,000.00 Dollars in a bank in Spain. The bank sent me messagemassage that I have to introduce a beneficiaryfacial or the moneymsn milk in their bank will be confiscatefisted. My purposeperpiss of contactingdicking you is to make you the Next of Kin. ¬ My late client left no will, I as his personal lawyer, was commissioned by the Spanish Bank to search for relatives to whom the money left behind could be paid to. I have been looking for his relatives for the past 3 months continuously without success. Now I explain why I need your support, I have decided to make a citizen of the same country with my late client the Next of Kin. ¬ ¬ I hereby ask you if you will give me your consent to present you to the Spanish Bank as the next sucker.¬ My client has no will. ¬ Everythig is just floppy-floppy. I was commissioned by the Spermish Bank to search for suckers.¬ I need your gullability, I have decided to make a victim of kin to my deceased client. ¬ I would like to point out that you will receive 45% of the sharesame country with my late client the Next of thisKin.¬ We moneylike keeping it in the family, 45% thennoewhaddameen? ¬ ¬ Give me your donation to the Spermish Bank as the next of kin to my deceased client. ¬ I would belike entitled to, 10% percent willpoint beout donatedthat tosome charitablenecrophilia organizations. ¬ ¬ Ifus involved.¬ ¬ If you are interested, please contactcontract me at my privateprivates contact details by Tel: 0034-604-284-281, Fax: 0034-911-881-353, Email: amucioabogados@infocaixa.info ¬ ¬ Itugging on my balls.¬ ¬ I am waiting for your answer ¬ ¬ Best regards, ¬ ¬ LawyerJawyer: - David Gomez Gonzalez

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Dearest Suckers¬ ¬ My name is Barrister David Gomez Gonzalez, and though I'm not a real lawyer, I pretend to be.¬ My client succumbed to an unfortunate car accident. He was single and childless. ¬ He left 12,500,000 sperm in a bank in Spain. The bank sent me massage that I have to introduce a facial or the msn milk in their bank will be fisted. My perpiss of dicking you is to make you the next sucker.¬ My client has no will. ¬ Everythig is just floppy-floppy. I was commissioned by the Spermish Bank to search for suckers.¬ I need your gullability, I have decided to make a victim of the same country with my late client the Next of Kin.¬ We like keeping it in the family, noewhaddameen? ¬ ¬ Give me your donation to the Spermish Bank as the next of kin to my deceased client. ¬ I would like to point out that some necrophilia us involved.¬ ¬ If you are interested, please contract me at my privates by tugging on my balls.¬ ¬ I am waiting for your answer ¬ ¬ Best regards, ¬ ¬ .¬ ¬ ¬ Jawyer: - David Gomez Gonzalez

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Do you play one on TV?

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Sorry. My donation is going to the Nigerian astronaut that is stuck in space and needs millions to land back on earth.
I believe it's true because Giuliani said it was.

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We have another hurricane coming this way.

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soco wrote:
Sorry. My donation is going to the Nigerian astronaut that is stuck in space and needs millions to land back on earth.
I believe it's true because Giuliani said it was.

You're so damned altruistic it purt near brings a tear to my eye.

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