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aeolian
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Because of storms I couldnt feed princess matia my cat breakfast.I explained it to her that I was going out this morning braving the 5 degree temperatures without a car to get her breakfast.

I got the impression she understood. So I leave the window open in case she needed to potty.I come back home and princess matia couldnt wait to eat and hunted a bird to snack on making a mess of my carpet with bird feathers everywhere. Shes a good hunter. Ill make sure I keep extra cat food from here on in. She thoroughly enjoyed devouring the bird. Morale of the story. Never ever ever keep a princess waiting. https://www.facebook.com/jdlackamp/posts/160577...

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Ahaha magnificent. The Egyptians had it right, cats are gods.

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Because of storms I couldnt feed princess matia my cat breakfast.I explained it to her that I was going out this morning braving the 5 degree temperatures without a car to get her breakfast. I got the impression she understood. So I leave the window open in case she needed to potty.I come back home and princess matia couldnt wait to eat and hunted a bird to snack on making a mess of my carpet with bird feathers everywhere. Shes a good hunter. Ill make sure I keep extra cat food from here on in. She thoroughly enjoyed devouring the bird. Morale of the story. Never ever ever keep a princess waiting.

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Because of storms I couldnt feed princess matia my cat breakfast.I explained it to her that I was going out this morning braving the 5 degree temperatures without a car to get her breakfast. I got the impression she understood. So I leave the window open in case she needed to potty.I come back home and princess matia couldnt wait to eat and hunted a bird to snack on making a mess of my carpet with bird feathers everywhere. Shes a good hunter. Ill make sure I keep extra cat food from here on in. She thoroughly enjoyed devouring the bird. Morale of the story. Never ever ever keep a princess waiting. https://www.facebook.com/jdlackamp/posts/1605776012831736

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But....where was yours?

Jalex wrote:
The Egyptians had it right, cats are gods.

But...god IS dog backwards...

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Hhhmmm yea so it would seem.

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You writing in code.

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But it's proof my time machine worked ^^^

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My cat -Annie wilkes, got into bed after I'd already fallen asleep, but she got in on my side, so without knowing she was there I've first hit her with my knee, then pretty much squashed her when I roฤบled over.

I have not been forgiven for this and she hasn't come to bed with me since it happened.

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Just explain it was an accident.

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Nobody seems to get my dry sense of humour.

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aeolian wrote:
Just explain it was an accident.

I told her, she called BS

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Shes bluffing

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40 views and 2 responses. Im done here

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