Where did you grow up?
Where do you live now?
I don't live
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
Diploma in engineering
What subjects did/do you enjoy most at school?
Cookery, technology, history. Weed smoking
What's your favorite sport or sports?
Fly fishing, fell walking, cycling, drinking.
What kind of jobs have you held? Industries too!
Care, engineering, nursing, security, hospitality, retail, farming, chef, tree felling.
What hobbies are you into?
Fly fishing, fly casting, reading horror, drinking.
What causes are you concerned about today?
Either we are alone in the universe -
Or we aren't alone.
Both ways are terrifying.
If you claim a political party affiliation, which is it?
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
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How To Bathe A Catwritten () ago
1 Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength.
RETIRED HUSBANDwritten () ago
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Being 'green'.written () ago
Yesterday after shopping in our local supermarket, I was in the queue at the Check Out, and heard when the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment.
Black holes.written () ago
What do you think is beyond the event horizon?
The Physics of Death (and What Happens to Your Energy When You Die).written () ago
The Energy in You
I felt like that about Trump in the beginning but now he's proving to be a child. His antics are juvenile and immature.
Yes I want our Politicians to have balls and be more like Trump but only if they are doing it to benefit our country.
I don't give a ****shit how much of a petulant child he wants to be.
I f'ing LOVED his comeback to jong-un's comment about having a finger on the button.
Why not say I have mine too, mine works and is bigger - amazing comment that should go down in history and be quoted over and over.
Tells others he isn't *******fucking around, you wanna play, I'll play too.
Ever see that scene from crocodile Dundee - that's not a knife, THIS IS A KNIFE!!
Shows the no nonsense, I'm not messing around, downright ' fuckoff-ness ' that is needed to be shown to everyone that threatens us.
Long may he continue.
It makes me want to start wearing a 10 gallon hat, cowboy boots, and singing the star spangled banner everywhere I go.- written - voted for by PepperJ, Jebus-Zeus
I am English and am going to say what all English people know not to say around Americans.
I was absolutely delighted trump got in.
Since the UK is nothing but the 51st state and our prime minister's are nothing but your presidents lap dogs and so far up America's arse, after trump getting in, the next obvious step was for our politicians to follow suit and get with his ideas, like they have with all other American presidents.
It hasn't happened yet, but that's most likely due to all the well off yanks complaining about trump.
Our people copy the American people just the same as our government follows yours .
I am counting the days til we get someone with a set of balls, and ideas that aren't pre written and copied by every clone of every past leader.
I have a lot more faith in our future now trump is in, and I couldn't care less how many stories are publicised about him sleeping with ****porn stars, and don't give a ****shit if they're true or not.
We need trumps mini me to get in here and sort this ****shit out.
GO TRUMP- written - voted for by DocteurRalph, Slash
How To Clean A Cat
Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
too close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for any surface they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
If you kill yourself at home, your pets will see you do it, or find you dead.
If you're there a while and the animals start to eat you, they will get put down for sure, and even if they don't say you, they won't understand what dead is.
Hahaha Araz! Good one! 👍- written
It can't get be proven for an absolute fact since nothing can go in to find out, and get back out to tell the tale.
I'd say that's my most likely theory.
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