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Jebus-Zeus
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alien abduction

when i was 12 i was abducted by aliens, they cloned me keep me and sent back an artificial synthetic clone so closely resembling the dna of humans, it is impossible to tell the difference,
only to gather information for them.

they also installed in me a regenerative device so that thats why in 2006 after my car crash i was able to come back from the dead, the doctors at the hospital said i came back to life by myself after they weren't able to revive me. ive actually died or been killed hundreds of times.30 years ago someone pointed a 45 at me from point black range and emptied the gun, i never found any bullet holes.

it was only recently that i put all the pieces together and realized this were true. my toaster is a highly developed sentient signaling device to signal the aliens who created me and send information that is sent from my brain independently of my knowledge of it back to my home world. yesterday i was trying to look at the tattoo on the back of my neck standing on one foot holding two mirrors, as i stepped and switched feet, i fell hitting my head on the toilet.

as i lay on the floor unconscious. i had a dream i was a synthetic artificial intelligent clone sent from another galaxy and aliens in the whole universe knew my name and were always coming to earth to stare at me. as i suddenly awakened,i barely caught a glimpse of an alien looking at me through the window.

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alien abduction¬ ¬ when i was 12 i was abducted by aliens, they cloned me keep me and sent back an artificial synthetic clone so closely resembling the dna of humans, it is impossible to tell the difference,¬ only o to gather information for them.¬ ¬ they also installed in me a regenerative device so that thats why in 2006 after my car crash i was able to come back from the dead, the doctors at the hospital said i came back to life by myself after they weren't able to revive me. they also installed in me a regenerative device so that thats why in 2006 after my car crash i was able to come back from the dead, the doctors at the hospital said i came back to life by myself after they weren't able to revive me. ive actually died or been killed hundreds of times.¬ 30 years ago someone pointed a 45 at me from point black range and emptied the gun, i never found any bullet holes. it was only recently that i put all the pieces together and realized this were true. my toaster is a highly developed sentient signaling device to signal the aliens who created me and send information that is sent from my brain independently of my knowledge of it back to my home world. yesterday i was trying to look at the tattoo on the back of my neck standing on one foot holding two mirrors, as i stepped and switched feet, i fell hitting my head on the toilet. as i lay on the floor unconscious. i had a dream i was a synthetic artificial intelligent clone sent from another galaxy and aliens in the whole universe knew my name and were always coming to earth to stare at me. as i suddenly awakened,i barely caught a glimpse of an alien looking at me through the window.30 years ago someone pointed a 45 at me from point black range and emptied the gun, i never found any bullet holes.¬ ¬ it was only recently that i put all the pieces together and realized this were true. my toaster is a highly developed sentient signaling device to signal the aliens who created me and send information that is sent from my brain independently of my knowledge of it back to my home world. yesterday i was trying to look at the tattoo on the back of my neck standing on one foot holding two mirrors, as i stepped and switched feet, i fell hitting my head on the toilet. ¬ ¬ as i lay on the floor unconscious. i had a dream i was a synthetic artificial intelligent clone sent from another galaxy and aliens in the whole universe knew my name and were always coming to earth to stare at me. as i suddenly awakened,i barely caught a glimpse of an alien looking at me through the window.

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"as i suddenly awakened,i barely caught a glimpse of an alien looking at me through the window."
Shitty photo or it didn't happen.
Hahah. And people say I am weird. My favorite phrase is "I'm an alien who studied humans an got it almost right, but not exactly"

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Kalinihta wrote:
"as i suddenly awakened,i barely caught a glimpse of an alien looking at me through the window."
Shitty photo or it didn't happen.
Hahah. And people say I am weird. My favorite phrase is "I'm an alien who studied humans an got it almost right, but not exactly"

κάθε Έλληνας είναι αλλοδαπός

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Jebus-Zeus wrote:

Kalinihta wrote:
"as i suddenly awakened,i barely caught a glimpse of an alien looking at me through the window."
Shitty photo or it didn't happen.
Hahah. And people say I am weird. My favorite phrase is "I'm an alien who studied humans an got it almost right, but not exactly"

κάθε Έλληνας είναι αλλοδαπός

χαχαχαχ! Σωστά..

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That's just another day at the office, Jeb.
Business as usual.

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BIG-AL-ONE wrote:
That's just another day at the office, Jeb.
Business as usual.

guess so

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