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What funny things did you do as a child?

guess my stories as real as it gets.. aint no laffing matter

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when i was a pre-teen, cussin was fun.. among eachother.. not around adults which would lead to good ol whippin, or a lame timeout.

good news.. cussin is as free as the internet. just that.. it kinda makes you sound like a moron.. so .. if you want to express anger.. use ur smarts.

but guess what .. being a smart ***ass doesnt make you wise, forgiving, or understanding. it just makes you an asshole..

but as free as the internet is.. comes with trolling and all the ailments of what.. blahh.. who am i shittin..

i only get along with like-minded folks..

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What funny things did you do as a child?

one time i was feeling pretty evil so i dressed up a costume on my younger brothers bed post in his room.. with a Halloween mask used a lamp and a extension cord directly to the light switch outlet, so when its flipped the mask would light up.

so when he got home from school i told him there was a big ol surprise for him in his room. He being gleefully anxious runs up to his room while i stuck by the stairway just waiting for it.. and heard a big ol wailing cry..

bit of an evil laff - dad n i thought it was funny. bahahah.

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What funny things did you do as a child?

to many i cant remember.. its all very vague. you would have to ask my mother.

just a min, i got one.. fam wil never forget the one time i tried to impress them with how i can jump over this large bush when i yelled .. "hey ma!! watch this!" .. ran jumped over rather successfully but landed with an embarrassing flatulence.

they'll never let that one go.

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whatsoever rose into the light

lyircs in the works.. saving it for a better time.

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I'm feeling numbed to hope and love.

Araz wrote:

And as for preferring to live alone but wanting a relationship - thatโ€™s one of the pluses about dating. You can go home and do things the way you want!

jeez never thought of it that way. excellent perspective.

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Why do republicans keep wanting shady crooked pieces of sh*t to lead them?

seems like in political positions all roads leads down to the tax situation. i still file standard deduction as a single employed renter.

alot of times i hear there are many ways .. hopefully legit. to get your full federal/state return. is that true?

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I'm feeling numbed to hope and love.

im not the anon OP-

but i am curious wheres the direction to make a fresh start going back to trying a relationship? personally i've been out of the game for so long.. i dont even want to play it anymore.. but it would be nice to have a female companion.. i got one i sort of play/tease at work.. but nothing serious. although the attraction is real, i keep telling myself i should start getting back to it in my personal private life.

trouble is im so comfortable being alone.. and yea nothing wrong with living that way .. im actually tired of it.. i need the challenge while not wanting to deal with that challenge.

talk about cant have your cake and eat it at the sametime lol

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How do you treat an acidic

nexium was a miracle pill for me. 2 week treatment

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These are indeed the end times, but most are in the Falling Away.

Jetmoo wrote:
Rolls eyes ....

lol .. i got a prophecy for OP.. tmw it'll be chilly with clear skies

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