What funny things did you do as a child?
Iโll go first. I gave a my dad a box of malteasers for his birthday and later I ate almost all of them and left three or four. Oops. Was about 6 year old. Everyone laughed. I would get one at a time and keep popping back
to many i cant remember.. its all very vague. you would have to ask my mother.
just a min, i got one.. fam wil never forget the one time i tried to impress them with how i can jump over this large bush when i yelled .. "hey ma!! watch this!" .. ran jumped over rather successfully but landed with an embarrassing flatulence.
they'll never let that one go.
I had a tendency not to wear clothes... I would regularly answer the front door naked.
one time i was feeling pretty evil so i dressed up a costume on my younger brothers bed post in his room.. with a Halloween mask used a lamp and a extension cord directly to the light switch outlet, so when its flipped the mask would light up.
so when he got home from school i told him there was a big ol surprise for him in his room. He being gleefully anxious runs up to his room while i stuck by the stairway just waiting for it.. and heard a big ol wailing cry..
bit of an evil laff - dad n i thought it was funny. bahahah.
Hahahaha!!!
My friend had the best one. She used to pick her nose and her mam said, dont pick ur nose or u will get fat! So one day they were on the bus and my friend saw a pregnant woman. And she said, I KNOW WHAT YOUVE BEEN DOING (italics with extra emphasis in yer little voice)
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My ex fiances mam said to him when he was litte. Whats that daniel? Pointing at a factory with the pollution coming out. He said, a cloud factory
Awwww โค haha!
My niece too when she came down stairs from the loo with my sis. When we were all earing xmas dinner. About 3 yr old and proud as punch said, i did a sausage poo! :D
And my nephew called his sausagw poo sammy the snake ๐ aw god i love kids
My sister tho when she wasnt allowed to use the cooker. She wanted to cook some jarred sausages. So she put them in the kettle and boiled it haha
And mam later was like... this tea tastes weird!
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Ee i used to get my baby bell and use the wax to draw on the electric heater and then uss spit on kitchenrool to wipe it off. And repeat. I was a little tinker
It was fun!! Haha
My mam was asleep on couch one day and i remember her opening her eyes and seeing me. Have you been eating the cake? No.
To look in the mirror. I did n saw chocolate all around my mouth. Oops! Wasnt supposed to have it until after dinner. Was told not to touch.
I was the baby that had to be bribed to eat the good stuff. One spoon of pudding... one spoon of dinner.. one spoon pudding.. one spoon dinner. Me scrunching my face up. This dinner is NOT what i was expecting!! Give me the cake! LOL
Mm cake..mm more cake.. wait this is not cake! Give me cake. Mm more cake. Thats not cake!
Once when i was a young lizardling i defecated in the nest and no one laughed because komodo dragons are incapable of producing that noise with their throats.
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Lano wrote:
Once when i was a young lizardling i defecated in the nest and no one laughed because komodo dragons are incapable of producing that noise with their throats.
I bet it was a big smelly peeew.
And they all wanted ear plugs up their nose.
I did that once when my carers were here. I stuck them up my nose and had a couple in my hand and offered saying do u want some?
Whilst carer had the commode pot in her hand. She proper laughed. One by one i did it with them all. And then blew them both across the room out my nostrils. Hehehe!! Aim and FIRE!! XD
@soco your turn! What about you?
What did I do as a kid? Who says I ever stopped...!
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I love playing jokes on ppl.
I had yogurt on my spoon and i smelled it... and pulled a funny face and told someone. Smell that do u think it smells ok?
And then i smushed it on their nose and some even went up their nose hahahaha and then they said theu wud get me bk and started throwing ferrorochers at me ans me throwing them back! It was so much fun!!
I love hearing everyone's stories
At age 8 I started trick riding on bicycles. I now am a member of a troupe that does appearances at non-profit organizations and parades. Any money we raise goes to the local children's hospital.
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Thats pretty cool
Oh I used to love watching that! We have a similar programme over here. Youve been framed.
When i was little i climbed up our children outdoor thingy.. and when up the ladders onto the mat but the threads were lose and i fell through the bottom lol
I got the shock of my life. We wanted to try and do it again and catch it on camera but i couldnt act like i didnt know cos i did.
What things did u do with the candid camera?
A bunch of class bullies decided to stun a fly and put it in my lunchbox...I took it home with me and tried to take care of it by gifting it some sugar and safety. Sadly though, he died the next day and I buried him in a cup of dirt with a sunflower seed, trying to get it to grow for him. It never did, but the cup stayed on the porch for the rest of the time we lived there with him buried in it.
Aria wrote:
A bunch of class bullies decided to stun a fly and put it in my lunchbox...I took it home with me and tried to take care of it by gifting it some sugar and safety. Sadly though, he died the next day and I buried him in a cup of dirt with a sunflower seed, trying to get it to grow for him. It never did, but the cup stayed on the porch for the rest of the time we lived there with him buried in it.
Awww thats beautiful!โค How gorgeous is that!
When we had paddle pool out when i used to see a wiggling fly id pick it out and put it on the wall to try and save it.
When we had a poorly bee in the house we give it some sugar puffs :)
Now i know that u got to put the bees back outside and they will come back to life again because there is more oxygen affinity outside which matches what their body needs. They cant breath good in doors
I really think its beautiful what you did! How kind!
When I was about 14, my family was on a vacation in California.
We were going to drive across the bridge to an island. Before we left, my mom asked everyone if they needed to go pee.
Half way across the bridge, my little brother (age 6 or 7 at the time), said he had to go pee.
I tickled him.
Haha i like those. Got any more
I had a boss who I really despised (later found out that she would steal from my till and accuse me of doing it...she actually got caught doing that, but not by anyone who mattered...ugh)
The sad thing is that we had been friends and then I lived in a spare room with her and her husb for a few months, and discovered a lot of domestic violence. I moved out, which pissed them off (loss of income/fear of me "telling people," I guess...?)
So, when she just kept bitching at me at work, I went to a sporting goods store and got skunk piss...a liquid that hides the scent of hunters in the woods. I poured the whole bottle into the radiator(?) (IDK...grill thing on the outside) and also into the vents on the inside.
For MONTHS, she would come to work and wonder why her car smelled so bad. She and hubby cleaned it out and took it to the car wash constantly, trying to figure out why it stunk so bad
****Edited to add: this was when I was 18/19
Haha thats so naughty. Bet felt gud tho
PepperJ wrote:
I had a boss who I really despised (later found out that she would steal from my till and accuse me of doing it...she actually got caught doing that, but not by anyone who mattered...ugh)The sad thing is that we had been friends and then I lived in a spare room with her and her husb for a few months, and discovered a lot of domestic violence. I moved out, which pissed them off (loss of income/fear of me "telling people," I guess...?)
So, when she just kept bitching at me at work, I went to a sporting goods store and got skunk piss...a liquid that hides the scent of hunters in the woods. I poured the whole bottle into the radiator(?) (IDK...grill thing on the outside) and also into the vents on the inside.
For MONTHS, she would come to work and wonder why her car smelled so bad. She and hubby cleaned it out and took it to the car wash constantly, trying to figure out why it stunk so bad
****Edited to add: this was when I was 18/19
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lol i heard a similar story like this from another friend once.. with mechanic exp.. h e would put raw shrimp in the hub caps of their cars.. if they had one.. or drop them in the vent intake in front of the car. lol. tho i never did anything like that.. im a big softie .. with a violent imagination when people piss me off.
Yorick wrote:
PepperJ wrote:
I had a boss who I really despised (later found out that she would steal from my till and accuse me of doing it...she actually got caught doing that, but not by anyone who mattered...ugh)The sad thing is that we had been friends and then I lived in a spare room with her and her husb for a few months, and discovered a lot of domestic violence. I moved out, which pissed them off (loss of income/fear of me "telling people," I guess...?)
So, when she just kept bitching at me at work, I went to a sporting goods store and got skunk piss...a liquid that hides the scent of hunters in the woods. I poured the whole bottle into the radiator(?) (IDK...grill thing on the outside) and also into the vents on the inside.
For MONTHS, she would come to work and wonder why her car smelled so bad. She and hubby cleaned it out and took it to the car wash constantly, trying to figure out why it stunk so bad
****Edited to add: this was when I was 18/19.
lol i heard a similar story like this from another friend once.. with mechanic exp.. h e would put raw shrimp in the hub caps of their cars.. if they had one.. or drop them in the vent intake in front of the car. lol. tho i never did anything like that.. im a big softie .. with a violent imagination when people piss me off.
ooohhhh....brilliant idea, Yorick, thanks ;)
@Yorick im like that. I can think of some really nasty things but i havent got the heart to do it
Like when my ex neglected me and i almost died.. and he left me. (He had mental health problems & cud not manage) there was a spare set of keys for his car left in my home. It crossed my mind to write the registration plate details along woth the spare key and put rough address where he lived. I thought it might invite someone to nick his car to get my revenge bk on him.
But i disnt have the heart to do it. Proper evil that wud b. So I told him to come get his key.
Since then ive come to understand better how he wasnt coping wo well himself and not angry anymore. But back then I was extremely angry as he wud not come home from work to care for me and it put my life in danger and i almost died.
The thing is, i would hate myself if i did something like that. Its not who i am.
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