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Jebus-Zeus
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Life a game of F**K

I feel like my life is some video game someone else is playing, and they're playing it very badly. Go to work drive around frantically every day from job site to job site killing bugs, (I don't kill bugs for a living, it's a side haunt lmfao), kill bugs here kill bugs there and on I go off to kill the little bugs. How many points can I achieve before I can go back to my little hovel to recharge and plot another day.

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a game of f**k?

Sounds ******erotic, I am in.

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https://youtu.be/9aFVSkncq00

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i always scream at the user.. IM NOT A PAWN FOO!

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This is Tron... He fights for the users.

https://youtu.be/8kcgosLwPDE

Warriors of the grid.

https://youtu.be/-BZxGhNdz1k

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Jebus-Zeus
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My last girlfriend said I should treat her like a princess. So I married her off to some guy I don't know, to make a treaty with Poland.

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DUE TO A SURREALISM ERROR, THE WEST TOWER FISH BANANA SOCKET WRENCH FIBERGLASS.

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I used to live with a guy that always said "go eat a bowl of f*ck", so I'm thinking your original hypothesis is incorrect. Life is actually a bowl of f*ck, not a game of f*ck...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt-4fDvCzyo

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Go eat a bowl of f**k while playing the game of F**k

DocteurRalph wrote:
I used to live with a guy that always said "go eat a bowl of f*ck", so I'm thinking your original hypothesis is incorrect. Life is actually a bowl of f*ck, not a game of f*ck...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt-4fDvCzyo

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Hi

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Life is a merry go round. I wanna get off. I am also waiting to wake up

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Anonymous wrote:
I wanna get off

That's inappropriate.

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Just got my medical marijuana card, I'm getting ready to get off like a mofo... 300 dollars worth of everything they got.

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Anonymous wrote:
Life is a merry go round. I wanna get off. I am also waiting to wake up

This sounds like something I'd write. Did I write this? o.O

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Jebus-Zeus wrote:
My last girlfriend said I should treat her like a princess. So I married her off to some guy I don't know, to make a treaty with Poland.

That's funny af

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Jebus-Zeus wrote:
DUE TO A SURREALISM ERROR, THE WEST TOWER FISH BANANA SOCKET WRENCH FIBERGLASS.

You do word salad a little too well imo o.O

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lmao .. word salad smh

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