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Jebus-Zeus
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Hi, I'm new here...


i realize im an alien from another planet and everyone knows it, i dont think you people understand the gravity of this situation. the whole paradigm sucks. it's like waving the jolly roger in the face of the british armadda.
alien spaceships were landing and taking off then i looked down at my arm and it starts to drip off my body in like 10,000 different colors then bam, im rushing through space what seems like light speed tethered to the earth with some kind of spiritual umbilical cord, i have a few minutes of missing time at this point but when i regained consciousness i was laying on my back in some sort of nexus where aliens or micromen were speaking to me in some weird alien language, i could only understand some of it but what they seemed to be saying were, congratulations, you made it. then i was in my backyard again sitting in my lawn chair, looking up at the sky.
There are people inside my drainpipe, they live on the top shelf back in the far part where i cant reach. they melt into thin air when closely examined and they told me they lived in a tent made of silk set under a mountain ledge draped with the thick roots of an ancient tree, smoking unknown spices through a thick multi-hosed pipe.i was at once greeted with this entity godlike creature which was constructed entirely out of perhaps a dozen razor sharp ‘tentacles.’

There was no body but just these impossibly sharp limbs (even a razor blade has its flat non sharp sides, this was 100% sharp all round somehow) and had dozens of eye’s that would be grafted into these ‘limbs.’ I remember this entity staring into my eyes, although my vision felt like 360, with all of its eyes and it used its razors to stab, slice, and dissect my consciousness. Afterwards the eyes became non threatening, as i zoomed into one of the eyes and went ‘into’ it. I disappeared into another short trip with an encounter with elves or jesters.’ At this point,

I saw a brief image of this geometric, organic, mechanical, yet imaginary aspect of our world. It would seem to be totally an artifact of our own symbol-using species, except for the presence of these strange alien structures. Imaginable space seems to be far more ancient than my own humanity. They said i was boisterously congenial; we were “thick as thieves”.. they were mico pirates, proud and fierce and moral. one of them explained to me that entire worlds are held in stasis by a row of code within a little seed.

She opened one, like a tiny nut, to show me an entire dimension of strange sentient creatures. “A tricky part of being one of the world’s only practicing hyper manifold-xenobiologists is to understand when biology is important, and when it is irrelevant to the discipline.” I emerged from the rabbit hole feeling lost and dizzy, certain that any resemblance of a normal world is forever disappeared. The world grows boring and dumb when immersed into it, until i’m reminded that my sanity is remarkably intact for a person of my travels.

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aeolian
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Me thinks your playing dungeons and dragons.

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Jebus-Zeus
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88lEWTEk3jg

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soco
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Try some crack and then some excellent skiing.

*came recommended by something totally anonymous...

Help me with:

We have another hurricane coming this way.

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soco wrote:
Try some crack and then some excellent skiing.

*came recommended by something totally anonymous...

smoked crack in the 90s once, its not all that its +cracked+ up to be

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