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Jebus-Zeus
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A long time ago

I hiked the Himalayas in search of enlightenment, I came across a monestary where I encountered a team of rouge monks intent on barring me from passing onward to the temple of spirtual omniscience. Naturally, I drew my saber and prepared to battle to the death.

After 3 days of (epic) combat, I had finally slain the last monk and began hiking up the mountain, where I came across the popcorn machine of enlightenment.

As I reached for it, I was thwarted once again by a gang of zombie pirate warlords, and had to call reinforcements to my aid. After holding my ground for 6 long hours

and praying to god to spare my life, he dropped from heaven a robotic death machine recreation of Billy Mayes, who after spraying the pirates with Oxyclean (the only known zombie killing tactic) flew off into the sunset, leaving me in a state of spiritual enlightenment like I had never felt before, and a popcorn machine worthy of the gods themselves....

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First of, it might be off topic, but since I'm an expert in debunking mandela effects, here's oxy clean: https://youtu.be/SZfOYnhW8yo
And: https://www.evochem.gr/gr/product/diy-products/...
Vs oxiclean: http://www.oxiclean.com
Secondly, you might need to get clean from oxy!

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