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Jebus-Zeus
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the essentials of becoming a statue..

Pick a pose (preferably on a pedestal)
then stand really still. . . for centuries.

once i was a statue in northern italy for 600 hundred years, then one night i just got up and walked away, a local drunk saw me but i doubt anyone believed him, they're probably still looking for the thieves.

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Get shat on from a great height.๐Ÿ˜‰

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hah! I had heard that a Zeus statue had been stolen from an italian museum. who knew!

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Kalinihta wrote:
hah! I had heard that a Zeus statue had been stolen from an italian museum. who knew!

yep

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You learn something every day. I had to google "Zues statue stolen" and it really happened. That was 38 years ago though, and it was found and returned in 2010. The statue was made in the 1st century so that means Jebus held stil for a really, really, really long time. 2000 years or so. At least he got a 30 year break! Smoke 'em if you've got 'em, ha ha!

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DocteurRalph wrote:
You learn something every day. I had to google "Zues statue stolen" and it really happened. That was 38 years ago though, and it was found and returned in 2010. The statue was made in the 1st century so that means Jebus held stil for a really, really, really long time. 2000 years or so. At least he got a 30 year break! Smoke 'em if you've got 'em, ha ha!

lmao

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