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BuckingFastard(JN)
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Joke.

I was standin next to this bloke in the changing room at my local gym yesterday when a mobile phone rings.
He was getting dry so he puts it on loudspeaker.
I thought straightaway wot a smug bastard!

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the gym?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the trinity centre now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It' s only ยฃ1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "ยฃ90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking ยฃ950,000".

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of ยฃ900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Wicked-evil!๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Too funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

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lmao! I wondered where it was going! Hilarious!

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