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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park.

You are alright Admiraldan. Thanks for your trust in us. There are not many places on the Internet to talk about things; that is the reason Help was created 18 years ago. We welcome you here. Thanks for staying.

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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

I believe this post is the first new member post to make it to most popular status.
WE ARE ON OUR WAY - LAUNCH SUCCESSFUL!

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So what has everyone been up to lately?

Ameliorate wrote:
Got sick, got better. Fell in love. Got a job, put them on the map. Did not get the promised increase. Resigned. Got sick again. Will be battling this one for the next six months again. Should be okay in a year again.

I wish we had stayed closer when Help went dark. I did not know about your health. I hope you feel better soon. If we can do anything for you, please let us know.

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I think this is the site (help.com) where my daughter, Pink Freud (Alice) modded.

She was a very special part of US when it went down. My sincere prayer is we keep this going and live up to her expectations. She wasn't perfect and neither are we, but I will always remember her as our star pitcher.

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Hello everyone the site looks like it did when I first joined when CNet started it.

My dream....
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cc/74/45/cc74456...

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Hello everyone the site looks like it did when I first joined when CNet started it.

Haven't you updated your desktop in the 10 years we've been gone?

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Okay Jebus, just for you, I came back.

You the one who stole his van?

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Next math problem.

Rockster160 wrote:
Two things? Four socks?

Damned things do seem to disappear into the dryer once in awhile. Might as well try and figure out a way to make them multiply.

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park.

twosocks wrote:
I feel like this sort of post belongs most to a weird ****** subreddit. Not sure what you need help with - well, honestly, I can tell you need a lot of help. But not from this site, buddy.

And why not twosocks? He has or had an addiction to something and wants our help. Can we not indeed help without passing judgement?

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A Cry In The Dark

Okay. I'm in a valley of darkness...
Somebody please turn on a light? It's too dark to read anything past that point.

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