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Next math problem.

Rockster160 wrote:
Two things? Four socks?

Damned things do seem to disappear into the dryer once in awhile. Might as well try and figure out a way to make them multiply.

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park.

twosocks wrote:
I feel like this sort of post belongs most to a weird ****** subreddit. Not sure what you need help with - well, honestly, I can tell you need a lot of help. But not from this site, buddy.

And why not twosocks? He has or had an addiction to something and wants our help. Can we not indeed help without passing judgement?

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A Cry In The Dark

Okay. I'm in a valley of darkness...
Somebody please turn on a light? It's too dark to read anything past that point.

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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

Or just plain formatting

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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

twosocks wrote:
The answer you are looking for is yes and <b> yes </b>

Yes and yes.

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A Cry In The Dark

You lost me at 'vales'. Did you mean veils?

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park.

danihatesyou wrote:
Poor birds I hope theyโ€™re ok

Me too. I don't know if there is any scientific study of the effect of semen on pigeons shot at close range at a certain velocity.

But leave it to the Republicans and it might get added to a FEMA spending bill of the future.

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Any legal minds available?

We do have a copy of the original admission agreement, but there have been some revisions to it since. Before I sign it, I'm crossing out that last line.

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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

Please understand that we are all volunteers; from the mods on down. No money you get what you pay for.

You need a fast answer? Call your mother.

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