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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

twosocks wrote:
The answer you are looking for is yes and <b> yes </b>

Yes and yes.

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A Cry In The Dark

You lost me at 'vales'. Did you mean veils?

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park.

danihatesyou wrote:
Poor birds I hope theyโ€™re ok

Me too. I don't know if there is any scientific study of the effect of semen on pigeons shot at close range at a certain velocity.

But leave it to the Republicans and it might get added to a FEMA spending bill of the future.

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Any legal minds available?

We do have a copy of the original admission agreement, but there have been some revisions to it since. Before I sign it, I'm crossing out that last line.

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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

Please understand that we are all volunteers; from the mods on down. No money you get what you pay for.

You need a fast answer? Call your mother.

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Is this site to help each of us or are we here to help others?

โœฟCherryBombโœฟ wrote:

Jebus-Zeus wrote:
this site is for chewing bubblegum and kicking ***

I'm fresh out of bubblegum.

And we are extremely grateful!

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park.

They were lured by the bread crumbs. They didn't know what was to follow.

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My singing coach is an awesome cutting edge teacher.

I could probably teach you how to play a saxophone but I've never played one before.

Still want to pay my hourly rate??

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So how does this work?

Great. So now, what is it you need our help with?

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park.

When did you start and how long has it been since you stopped? Was part of the thrill the possibility of getting caught or found out? You say the cravings are still there; do you think you may give in to these feelings? Have you ever discussed this behavior with a therapist?

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