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How To Bathe A Cat

sophieshizuko wrote:
How To Clean A Cat

Thoroughly clean the toilet.

Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
too close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for any surface they can find.

Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
the Dog

Hahahahahahahaha

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How To Bathe A Cat

Slash wrote:
https://youtu.be/jQZtk-fCWQ4

Hahahahahaha

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Last night at midnight

If you kill yourself at home, your pets will see you do it, or find you dead.
If you're there a while and the animals start to eat you, they will get put down for sure, and even if they don't say you, they won't understand what dead is.

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RETIRED HUSBAND

Hahaha Araz! Good one! ๐Ÿ‘

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Black holes.

It can't get be proven for an absolute fact since nothing can go in to find out, and get back out to tell the tale.
I'd say that's my most likely theory.

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open discussion: not refering to personal situations..

Yorick wrote:

BuckingFastard(JN) wrote:
I think manners these days are appalling.!
The amount of times you hold a door for someone or some other token gesture and they don't say thanks.

In shops, the cashier doesn't say hello, then just announced the price without a please.

is chivalry really dead?

Maybe, but the appreciation of it seems to be on it's last legs.

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To the world:

I'm taking you for a fact it isn't any easier if you can blame yourself.
I actually think that's worse.
Surely to be able to blame every one else is better than to know you ******fucked it all up yourself?!

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Whatever happened to that Bonner dude who said he was gonna fix things before this?

Rockster160 wrote:

BuckingFastard(JN) wrote:

Rockster160 wrote:


[quote from BuckingFastard(JN)]

Ouch. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Thatโ€™s a negative. In fact, when I first started this project (and numerous times along the way, and even a bit after I finished) he tried to shut it/me down.

Now wouldn't it be expected that you'd deny it if it was true ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

๐Ÿ˜‚ busted!

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Whatever happened to that Bonner dude who said he was gonna fix things before this?

Rockster160 wrote:

BuckingFastard(JN) wrote:
I think he and rockster are one and the same!

Ouch. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Thatโ€™s a negative. In fact, when I first started this project (and numerous times along the way, and even a bit after I finished) he tried to shut it/me down.

Now wouldn't it be expected that you'd deny it if it was true ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜

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Facebook is really beginning to suck big time!

Rockster160 wrote:

BuckingFastard(JN) wrote:

I hate that memories thing on fb!
Just what you need - here, look at what you used to have 5 years ago, miserable enough yet

Thatโ€™s actually probably my favorite feature on FB. ๐Ÿ˜…

The 5-10 years ago pictures were the best years of my life, and it brings some pleasant memories back. I definitely miss it, but itโ€™s enjoyable to reminisce as well. ๐Ÿ˜Š

I'm with you on that time period being some of the best of my life, but my outlook is very different.
I don't need to see pictures to remind me about what I had and lost.
Everywhere I go and every thing I see and do holds memories I don't want, I don't need FB rubbing it in as well.

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