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Jebus-Zeus
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A new CEO takes over at a struggling startup business.

He decides to get rid of all the employees that are slacking. On a tour of the office, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job. The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.
Furious, the new CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why do you ask?"
The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks pay, now get out right now and don't come back."
The young man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out of the office.
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"
From across the room comes a loud voice, "Yes, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200!"

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Gotta admit, that's a great, very clean, joke.

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that sucks

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soco
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Well, you can't please everyone Jebus.

Help me with:

We have another hurricane coming this way.

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Araz
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Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

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