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My first haiku ever:

Coronavirus
You make life bleak and lonely
Please go away soon

5-7-5
Idk if this is how you do it.

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Working on your skills
Developing new hobbies
Lets Netflix instead
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Haikus are either stupid easy or I’m doing this all wrong lol
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My first limerick ever:

I am surrounded by fog
Nipped at by the dog
Tomorrow might be better!
Said the butcher to the hog
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YAS!!
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i thought it was like un prime numbers like

5
3
7
5
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my bad its 5-7-5.. u got it right
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and 1 2 3 4
it went about seven times more than
four five six seven ATE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK3iSglbZUM
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Some limericks to inspire you.

https://youtu.be/1jRGe5WbNuc0
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Im on the toilet
Glad to see some inspiring
Stuff while pooping
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Lano wrote:
Im on the toilet
Glad to see some inspiring
Stuff while pooping

We needed to know that?
Does TMI mean anything, anymore?
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Oh, uh...that...It's uh...just a haiku...not necessarily based on a true story....


>.>
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Lano wrote:
Oh, uh...that...It's uh...just a haiku...not necessarily based on a true story....
>.>
<.<

....Sure....👍
At least you're not painting the walls brown and calling it art.....or are you😂
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smh guys .. we need to work on our manners

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Lol you guys are too funny
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Araz wrote:
Lol you guys are too funny

😘😉✌
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I can't wait for tomorrow and neither can Alcola. Alcola can't wait!
(We are Beatrice).
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BA1 wrote:
I can't wait for tomorrow and neither can Alcola. Alcola can't wait!
(We are Beatrice).

I feel dumb but I don’t get it lol
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Araz wrote:
I feel dumb but I don’t get it lol!

No worries - it's just a little something before your time.
Feel-good corporate propaganda of the late 70's but the jingle is forever etched into the minds of several generations of people who would risk a lobotomy to truly get it out of their heads. Lol!

https://youtu.be/feoZZdKyCQM

PART TWO:

Again, more corporate propaganda of the late 70's and early 80's.
The horror of "Beatrice."
A global cartel of investors that were truly buying up well established and well known companies that (generally) produced food/snack items.
The real scare being; they put themselves out there then one day....went dead silent.
How big is big?

https://youtu.be/QZayzJX31l4

Just hit play and the ads will roll. All products by "Beatrice."

Great commercial jingles and limericks all the same.

https://youtu.be/229k07y_hxU?list=PL958F9D91A20...

And as Paul Harvey would say-
https://youtu.be/OtEp7hWVlLw

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