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The great alien turd conspiracy.

Every night when you sleep aliens shove turds up your butt expecting you to believe that your body created the turd, it's the great alien turd conspiracy.

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That explains why the Jews have all the money.

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People today don't realize that they're consciously acting out a political myth that says, nothings wrong, go back to sleep when in actuality the bed is on fire.

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Remember give up on your dreams now while you're still young, or don't wtf do I care?

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I used to be a World Traveller, now I'm just a Whirled Traveller.

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Money tree's don't grow on money tree's, you gotta buy a money tree from a legitimate money tree dealer see, officially I'm the only money tree dealer on the the internet so 200 dollars, PayPal, MoneyGram heck even cocaine and marijuana accepted and I will mail your bonafide money tree directly to you. 200 dollars shipping and handling not included.

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"The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution."

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Someone asked me the difference between jogging and running, I said; I'll put it to you this way, when a lion is coming after you, you're not jogging...

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Where do money trees grow? I'm getting bored of work.

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Shhhh, it's a secret

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Where do money trees grow? I'm getting bored of work.

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I have the last money tree seeds

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Where do money trees grow? I'm getting bored of work.

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I have a tomato plant.

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It is true. Doctors and biologists have known for years that humans don't excrete solid waste. These doctors are bought and paid for by big TP toilet paper companies, Pampers, Depends undergarments CEOs are run by aliens - they are laughing all the way to the bank. It is how they control the masses and keep a leg up on our species. Their slogan is "control their species with the feces". If they deem you a threat to expose this vicious scheme you will wake up next day with terrible diarrhea. Pepto Bismo is run by aliens think about it. Think of the hours of our lives wasted sitting on a toilet - we are prisoners to our evil turd-injecting overlords. You are a hero for making it known to others and knowing you will pay dearly for your actions as you experience severe colon blow assquake for next several days. Keep up the good fight my friend.

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wrong.

the real turd is thyself.

aliens would never get close to it.

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Actually laughed out loud reading this, great

Anonymous wrote:
It is true. Doctors and biologists have known for years that humans don't excrete solid waste. These doctors are bought and paid for by big TP toilet paper companies, Pampers, Depends undergarments CEOs are run by aliens - they are laughing all the way to the bank. It is how they control the masses and keep a leg up on our species. Their slogan is "control their species with the feces". If they deem you a threat to expose this vicious scheme you will wake up next day with terrible diarrhea. Pepto Bismo is run by aliens think about it. Think of the hours of our lives wasted sitting on a toilet - we are prisoners to our evil turd-injecting overlords. You are a hero for making it known to others and knowing you will pay dearly for your actions as you experience severe colon blow assquake for next several days. Keep up the good fight my friend.

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It is kinda weird we got two holes to get rida waste, innit?

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Lano wrote:
It is kinda weird we got two holes to get rida waste, innit?

pardon me for bringing this dirty question to attention - doesn't noses,ears n mouths create some kind of excrement as well? like wax, boogers n barf?

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Lano wrote:
It is kinda weird we got two holes to get rida waste, innit?

pardon me for bringing this dirty question to attention - doesn't noses,ears n mouths create some kind of excrement as well? like wax, boogers n barf?

True. But that waste is more to do with gunk from the holes themselves...dregs of the mucus and such that naturally builds up there from those organs doin' what they're doin'.

But even so, you're right, why so many holes with so much exretion coming out of EVERY single one.

Also, consider that reptiles and birds have one hole that they use both for getting down and for excreting.

Also weird, why men use the same organ they use for getting down that they use for secreting, but women DON'T (unless you count the butt, lol)?

What's going on here?????

It's the government, clearly.

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Jebus-Zeus wrote:

Actually laughed out loud reading this, great

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It is true. Doctors and biologists have known for years that humans don't excrete solid waste. These doctors are bought and paid for by big TP toilet paper companies, Pampers, Depends undergarments CEOs are run by aliens - they are laughing all the way to the bank. It is how they control the masses and keep a leg up on our species. Their slogan is "control their species with the feces". If they deem you a threat to expose this vicious scheme you will wake up next day with terrible diarrhea. Pepto Bismo is run by aliens think about it. Think of the hours of our lives wasted sitting on a toilet - we are prisoners to our evil turd-injecting overlords. You are a hero for making it known to others and knowing you will pay dearly for your actions as you experience severe colon blow assquake for next several days. Keep up the good fight my friend.

Isnt it! Its fab haha!

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