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Doritos just came out with a new Vomit flavored chip.

(for when you want to reminisce about that 4 hours hugging the toilet after binge drinking for 40 hours).

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Donโ€™t forget the carrots.

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Yอคอญอฅฬ‡eti. wrote:
Congratulations jeb, you've won the random query contest.

https://duckduckgo.com/?ia=web&q=vomit+flav...

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I hope this is a joke. ๐Ÿคข

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I can't wait for the poop flavored chip.

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The reason why pre-grated parmesan tastes of vomit is that parmesan cheese contains two short-chain fatty-acids called butyric and isovaleric acid, which are the very same 'sweaty feet' chemicals contained in our vomit and body odour smell. Grating the parmesan intensifies this effect.
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I think the generic parmesan faintly tastes/smells like that but the Parmagiano Reggiano that it's based off of does not.

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