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Jebus-Zeus
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A Visit to starbucks

today i went into starbuks and ordered a coffee: me: I'll have one of the vanilla bullshit things....you know, whatever you want, one of those moccha cappa cleaning fluid giant anti-baby bullshit drinks you have... Cashier: (i know they want me to call them a barista but im not in freaking italy or some ****shit)
here's you latte sir (holding back a laugh)...

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How in the world did your trip to Starbucks trigger HelpBot?

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Jebus-Zeus
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smiley wrote:
How in the world did your trip to Starbucks trigger HelpBot?

coffee is a drug? ergo, starbucks are drug dealers?

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Jebus-Zeus wrote:

smiley wrote:
How in the world did your trip to Starbucks trigger HelpBot?

coffee is a drug? ergo, starbucks are drug dealers?

I was going to say something, but this answer is better.

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I think Helpbot just always puts that suicide prevention thingy up when Jebus is posting. Or maybe it knows Jebby and thinks if he's walking into a Starbucks there's something seriously wrong today.

I've never been in a Starbucks for some reason, well it could be the $8 cups of coffee, but I've noticed a lot of people don't like them. I was riding with my son the other day and we were in front of a Starbucks and I told him to stop early and let the person turn in front of him. He looked at me smiling and said "I never let people cross the road here, they're going to Starbucks" and then he laughed.

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