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How To Clean A Cat

Anybody have a cat they could lend me?

Figure if I don't clean the toilet first but flush 3 extra times I can accomplish both!

You would be responsible for getting your cat out of the tree.....

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Family rules.

And beer!

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HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL:

HAHA ๐Ÿ˜†

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the government are making the frogs gay

Well... thank God they are FINALLY spending our tax dollars wisely instead of as hush money to *****porno stars.

Frog legs taste better when they are gay anyway.
Good job Ted Cruz!

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where is mera...

danihatesyou wrote:
sheesh I actually watched that whole video

that girl cannot sing

She made over $250,000 in royalties from that song.

How much did you make when you were 10?

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After my flu I was hoping to be helping others more, but it looks like I'm the one in need of help yet again.

3 days later....
Any terrific, stupendous, the earth-moved news...?

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DOES ANYBODY HEAR HER?

Anonymous wrote:
I like them as well.

Thank you. I hope it helped you.
I hope and pray some of this helped from anyone of us.

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Close please.

For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Jeremiah 29:11 | NIV

The Lord will keep you from all harmโ€”
he will watch over your life;
the Lord will watch over your coming and going
both now and forevermore.

Psalm 121:7-8 | NIV

When you pass through the waters,
I will be with you;
and when you pass through the rivers,
they will not sweep over you.
When you walk through the fire,
you will not be burned;
the flames will not set you ablaze.

Isaiah 43:2 | NIV |

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Close please.

Anonymous. Please call the suicide hotline above.
Resources have been wasted, I agree with that. But all resources have not been exhausted.

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Close please.

I sure wish I could talk directly with your mother. She is severely lacking in the "I give a damn" department.

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