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DocteurRalph
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Ralph is right.

Okay recently I have noticed that some people feel the need to correct me when they think I am wrong. Let me make one thing clear, I have never made a mistake. I thought I made a mistake once but I was mistaken.

I think the best thing to do is what I did to my children... I taught them a little saying. Yes daddy. You're right daddy. You're always right daddy.

Those of you here whom I have not fathered can just repeat this little mantra... Yes Ralph. You're right Ralph. You're always right Ralph. Even when you're wrong you're right Ralph.

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Nice post Doc. Too bad you didn't get to kill anything today. Better luck tomorrow.

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It's deer season people, get a grip.

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I can't believe I didn't see the light sooner, but I think the truth was deep down all along. Life will be so easy now.

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Yes Ralphie. You're right Ralphie. You're always right Ralphie. Even when you're wrong you're right Ralphie.

No worries, only a matter of time.

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It was a long day yesterday, I was a little out there. Today will be longer. Thanks for the support verge surge urge and yeti.

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This is the same tactic that occurs in the White House.

You are right Donny. You are always right Donny. Even when you retweet propaganda bull-snickers that outrages our allies, you're right. We worship the ground you walk on no matter how far down this wormhole you take our country, you are always right.

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I forgot merge... Get in line soco, you're the main offender here anyway. Twice, not once but TWICE just since this site opened up again you have tried to tell me I was wrong. Both times you were in error, and yes my head is backwards thank you very much.

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Oh and I did kill something today! Deer jerky for everyone, fire up the dehydrator. Life is good.

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Ooh I've always wanted to make jerky. One time I was backpacking hungry and this girl gave me a bunch of spicy homemade jerky, which I'd never had before. It's the bomb, made my whole week.

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DocteurRalph wrote:
I think the best thing to do is...

See? There is your 3rd mistake. Thinking. Most likely out loud too.
But now that your ego has been severely bruised, come rest your head on my bosom while I sing you a Metallica lullaby.

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You never give up do you? Wow... what if I fall in and suffocate? I've seen what you claim to be your bosom and it looks like a guy could fall in there and get lost.

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And yes verge my wife makes this teriyaki jerky that is the bomb. She has about 5 or 6 recipes but everyone likes it best. I'm famous for taking huge ziplock baggies full of the stuff everywhere I go and passing it out in November and December. A big bag full, freezer bag or whatever it is.. all my friends call it the pound bag for some unknown reason. Must hold a pound of something.

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I think this is why you and I have always got along so well.

I am very much the same.

Rule #1
I am always right

Rule #2
If in doubt, see rule #1

DocteurRalph edited this post .

Ralph is right. Okay recently I have noticed that some people feel the need to correct me when they think I am wrong. Let me make one thing clear, I have never made a mistake. I thought I made a mistake once but I was mistaken. ยฌ ยฌ I think the best thing to do is what I did to my children... I taught them a little saying. Yes daddy. You're right daddy. You're always right daddy. ยฌ ยฌ Those of you here whom I have not fathered can just repeat this little mantra... Yes RalphieRalph. You're right RalphieRalph. You're always right RalphieRalph. Even when you're wrong you're right RalphieRalph. ยฌ ยฌ Class dismissed.

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