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Jebus-Zeus
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send me to space

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https://www.gofundme.com/uzepry-send- me- to- space

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I'm sorry. I have no $$$. I can send you around the block for a good walk though

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Nevermind wrote:
I'm sorry. I have no $$$. I can send you around the block for a good walk though

I LOVE this reply...brought a huge smile to this face.... ๐Ÿ˜€

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CaraMia wrote:

Nevermind wrote:
I'm sorry. I have no $$$. I can send you around the block for a good walk though

I LOVE this reply...brought a huge smile to this face.... ๐Ÿ˜€

yeah, nevermind has a good sense of humor!
As for jebus, I'm sure there will be people funding this!

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I've "known" Jebus for...omg...11 years...I believe that we grew up very close together without even knowing it...lol.

Nevermind? When you get a reply from Jebus to take that walk, please let me know...because he is a very unique kind of guy...That walk sure wouldn't be boring!! ๐Ÿ˜€ I'll go tooooooo!

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Let's be real. Jebus ain't looking to go to space just cause.

Hes looking to go home. Clearly he is too interesting for the planet.

It's a miracle the government has caught on that there is an alien among us.
We gotta get him the heck out here before he ends up on a slab being dissected with as much disregard as the frogs in an 8th grade biology class!

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Yeahhhhhhh!! Right, you are, Nevermind! ๐Ÿ˜„

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Why do you want to go back ...?

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His leader needs to know we humans are morons

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Truthfully jebus can probably send him an email but a million dollars is a small price to pay for a face to face conservation
I mean really. Let's get back to our basics. Technology is gonna be the death of us

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Nevermind...LOL!! Yep it sure will be the end of us. Jebus will "phone home" and tell them all about us "underlings"...They will decide that humans are a terrible danger to the rest of the planets and stars...and BAMMMMMMMM!!!!! Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...LOLLLLL!!!!

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Nevermind wrote:
I'm sorry. I have no $$$. I can send you around the block for a good walk though

With that said, you just won the internet!

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BIG-AL-ONE wrote:

Nevermind wrote:
I'm sorry. I have no $$$. I can send you around the block for a good walk though

With that said, you just won the internet!

AGREE completely!! So sweet and honest...rare these days... ๐Ÿ™‚

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I really had no idea I was even being that funny. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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You just have a way with words...Honest...to the point...KUDOS!!!!!

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Nevermind wrote:
I really had no idea I was even being that funny. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Let's just settle for 'ironic.'

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WOOHOO
I WON THE ALIEN LOTTERY

Hiippie chick beautiful
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LOL! YEah, Jebus...but YOU get to walk around with a sweetheart...

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CaraMia wrote:
LOL! YEah, Jebus...but YOU get to walk around with a sweetheart...

no sweethearts, more like sweat hogs

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I want to but I don't have any space money.

Yeah I know it's ironic, Space is my name lol

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Sweat hogs???????????? LOL....hahahahahahahahaha......gristle...

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