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I'm going to become a cop, so I can get away with breaking the law.

Then, I'm going to become a lawyer. So I can get away with using the law to screw you over based on my own skewed, crooked view of it and in private shady dealings with opposing counsel.

Then I'll become a judge, so that I can be a little dick pawn of politics, on a self indulgent race to have the next bone thrown to me by an incumbent crook. But at least I'll have some liberty to screw your lives up forever.


...On second thought I'll just become a cop then a lawyer.

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When you get to the cop level give me a call, I can help you get rid of all that dope you confiscate.

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My son in law is a cop and he drives like a maniac. That's one of the best benefits, just cruising as fast as you want even if you're not in your police cruiser and flashing your badge when you get pulled over. Cops don't write each other speeding tickets.

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i dont like your plan.. try again.

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Low brow mentality at it's finest.

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DocteurRalph wrote:
Cops don't write each other speeding tickets.

Trust me, at least around here, they do way more often than you think. Husb is a cop and he's gotten tickets. I've gotten tickets. He and his coworkers have given other cops tickets. Other agencies have given his co workers tickets. One time, we were literally harassed by a cop and it was really bad. My son has been pulled over at least monthly since he got his own car....and a couple times, he's been mildly harassed by the cops.

And my husb and his team worked really hard to get a bad cop off the team and off the force, but it took a couple years and caused a hostile work environment, so the info that people have about the cops "covering for one another" is false too....they just have to do it in a way to cover their own butts and make sure that the person goes vs just gets "time off" or something

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PepperJ wrote:

DocteurRalph wrote:
Cops don't write each other speeding tickets.

Trust me, at least around here, they do way more often than you think. Husb is a cop and he's gotten tickets. I've gotten tickets. He and his coworkers have given other cops tickets. Other agencies have given his co workers tickets. One time, we were literally harassed by a cop and it was really bad. My son has been pulled over at least monthly since he got his own car....and a couple times, he's been mildly harassed by the cops.

And my husb and his team worked really hard to get a bad cop off the team and off the force, but it took a couple years and caused a hostile work environment, so the info that people have about the cops "covering for one another" is false too....they just have to do it in a way to cover their own butts and make sure that the person goes vs just gets "time off" or something

That all sounds like some f***ed up sh*t to me. Cops are f***ed up. Just as much as the criminals they think they're better than.

At least criminals haven't vowed to uphold the law serve and protect it. Hypocrites. Can't keep their f***ing drama out of the workplace any better than anybody else LOL

How many times they had fist fights together too? LOLOL

Sounds like some f***ing monkeys in a cage to me hahaha

What a joke.

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I never disagree with anyone wanting to better themselves by going back to school. I wish you the best.

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We have another hurricane coming this way.

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soco wrote:
I never disagree with anyone wanting to better themselves by going back to school. I wish you the best.

huh? o.O

oh, you must mean police academy and then law school. yeh you're taking that way too seriously. ;p

but still somehow not seriously enough.

You, are a straight up paradox my friend.

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If you want to get away with breaking the law, the last thing you want to be is a cop.

What you really want to be, is a two time, back-stabbing Lawyer. If you become a lawyer, there's no law you can't break AND get paid for it.

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Anonymous wrote:
If you want to get away with breaking the law, the last thing you want to be is a cop.

What you really want to be, is a two time, back-stabbing Lawyer. If you become a lawyer, there's no law you can't break AND get paid for it.

Hm...You may be on to something here...

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