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Are football players overpaid?

I think the Kardashians are overpaid too, but if I could put junk in my ***ass and get paid a million dollars for putting pictures of it on the internet I probably would.

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i would like every long time member of this site to go un-anonymous an re introduce themselves for the year 2020 should bring new beginnings.

Hi. I'm Southern-comfort, later shortened to Soco. I guess you could call me an original Help member. Jeff invited me to join and I became the 31st one to sign up. I did not know it at the time but Jeff was the creator of Help.com. Through the years I have made many friends and I suppose a few enemies too. Life is like that. Humor has always been my forte but it has been my bane as well. People think I am mocking them. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Anyhow, happy New Year everybody. See you in the funny papers.

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Are football players overpaid?

Compared to...?

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TECHNOLOGY IS A CARROT

Welcome back, btw. Good to see the old suit still fits!

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Where is the center of the universe??

Personally... I've never been there. But I heard from a good source that the price of most Chinese goods are really, really cheap. Including eggs.

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Are there any truly ugly people or are we just judging them and everyone is really beautiful.

Ugly is subjective. Have you ever seen an ugly tree? To the one who made it, it's absolutely beautiful.

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Merry Christmas Helpers

Merry Christmas Jalex.

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Merry christmas.

Drank all my cheer last night. Headed out soon to restock. Anyone like spiced rum?

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Merry christmas.

Can't. I keep getting a snoring error.

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Help please.

Lano wrote:
The whistleblower's complaint is actually posted on the house of reps website.

https://intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsin...

Thank you Lano.

The strong demand for dirt on the Biden's is made very convincingly in it. A lot more so than, "I need you to do us a favor though" in the transcript.
Another lie by Trump.
Why do you like this jerk Slash?

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