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ta da..

Could use some work on his aim. Assuming it is a male. Females know better.

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I feel like a reject right now.

Jetmoo wrote:
Never let anyone else hold the pen whilst writing the story of your life

This reminded me of a slightly different quote. "God is not finished writing the story of your life. So quit trying to STEAL the pen!"

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........Cancel.......

You say tried so I take it you thwarted his attempt. Can you say how? Did you duck out of the way or try to rearrange his *********testicles to behind his tonsils?

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I feel like a reject right now.

You need to look at this only one way and that is this: every single time you hear a no only means you are one step closer to the next yes. Smile and let it embolden you. Throw your shoulders back and move on.

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My gp update โ˜บ

That is fantastic news @Jetmoo I hope it gives you peace that others are starting to understand you instead of pigeon-hole your symptoms to fit their narrative.

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Im so sick of americans thinking they are eating Italian food when in fact its american food with prego added.

BIG-AL-ONE wrote:
@soco

Dammmitt, soco - you just had to link the visuals...
That's it, I'm comming over - dinner's on you.
Power up the kitchen!
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Finally! Company's coming over so I no longer need an excuse to wash the guest towels. Been just sitting there since '07.


1907.

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Im so sick of americans thinking they are eating Italian food when in fact its american food with prego added.

I think I have a solution for your Italian pizza craving. It's a small little place called Luna Rossa. It is not a franchise. Owned by two brothers that came from Italy. They couldn't find authentic pizza either so they decided to open their own place. Check out some of the pictures.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g...

Consistent 5star ratings too.

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Did he just ask me to hangout with him or did I misunderstand him?

Do not chat using a public social media platform. It will get to your other coworkers and ultimately your bosses too. Find a private way, preferably just over the telephone. The more you can talk in private the better you get to know each other. Do not talk about politics or religion. Change the subject quickly if he tries to go there. It's just not that important right now.

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I thought I was going to have a breakdown earlier.

Daily prayer:
Dear Lord. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Repeat as often as necessary.

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Nacthoman or Yorick..

Not to start any rumors, but I believe Kevin Bacon is already taken. Too bad. I love bacon.

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