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fellow englanders.

I was watching the news yesterday in the bible belt of the good old US of A and they kept showing Boris the Clown in the worst possible way. Lots of footage with him dressed crazily and doing strange things. They had a video of him calling Trump an idiot and unfit to serve that they kept showing too... Of course the Donald and Ivanka both sent him congratulations.

His weird hair does kind of remind me of our fearless leader, hope his policies are as good for your country as our president's have been for ours.

TRUMP 2020!!!

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200,000 UFO Fans Plan to Storm Area 51?

https://www.facebook.com/events/area-51/storm-a... Okay it only says 1.9 million going, 1.4 million interested...

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so there is this girl.

If you didn't kiss her on the first date you are already in the friend zone.

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200,000 UFO Fans Plan to Storm Area 51?

Four million people are now signed up to go. It's getting pretty crazy, I can't wait to see what happens. The United States government definitely has plenty to hide, they just blew up an Iranian drone in the Persian Gulf last week and nobody can figure out what type of weapon was used. The Department of Defense only said "itโ€™s the โ€œfirst known kill by a new generation of electronic warfare and directed energy weaponsโ€. That's the kind of thing they work on at Area 51, and they aren't playing around with intruders. They really do have a death ray.

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200,000 UFO Fans Plan to Storm Area 51?

Art Bell overdosed on Lortabs, Percocets, and Valium when he was 72. I stopped listening to Coast to Coast in 2003 when he retired, nobody else could make those other worldly experiences as interesting as he did. Sounds like he was still living in another world when he passed away.

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so there is this girl.

Maybe she likes to hike and doesn't have any friends that do that. Just because you go hiking together doesn't mean it is a romantic relationship, is that where you're trying to go with this whole thing? Have you held her hand or kissed her or anything like that?

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The old couple

These old people jokes aren't as funny to me as they used to be. Hmmmm, I wonder why that is? As a gentleman I still prefer dumb blonde jokes.

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suP PEoplE!

I never could do anything fancy with a keyboard. I can spend hours a day on a computer and yet I have trouble doing anything but turning it on and off... some days even that's a challenge.

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200,000 UFO Fans Plan to Storm Area 51?

I had forgotten all about that Coast to Coast show. Me and my wife used to listen to it all the time when Art Bell was on there. I didn't know he had died either, that's a shame. In fact I didn't know it was called Coast to Coast, we always just called it the Art Bell show...

But yeah it was neat because she was into all the ghost stories which I thought were bunk, and I was into the UFO ****shit which she didn't believe in. So between the two of us we we always listened.

But anyway I'm sure the Feds aren't worried about a bunch of crazies storming the gates. First of all it's 4,000 acres so even if a few people make in inside they're just going to be wandering around the desert lost, there's not a lot to see out there. On a brighter note it's in Nevada and there is a legal brothel there so a good time should be had by all... matter of fact maybe I should head on out there.

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So I'm scared I hurt a snake...

I'm sure the snake is fine. I've seen them fall out of trees on purpose from more than 15 feet so it must not be a big deal to them.

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