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The world is diseased, but it's not a recent thing.... should have shut it down a long time ago and started over. The 1880's in America are a good starting point. A hundred years of trying to figure out who we were. We spent the next hundred and forty years messing everything up. Too many people and too many rules.

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Feeling the words of the Dahar Master...

My fruit gets sweeter and sweeter by the year, kind of like old wine.

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Warning from the BBC NEWS: 5Gbioshields are bogus.

Get a flip phone with no texting and go old school like Ralph.. Five Gee will kill you faster than grandma's Kungflu medicine.

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What does Tax-deductible mean when donating to charity?

It means you subtract $50 from your taxable income, not $50 from your tax bill... so you get jack ****shit.

There are loopholes. If you give a bunch of used stuff to charities that are worth nothing to you the charity may give you a receipt for $1,000 worth of stuff.

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What does it mean when a guy says โ€œit wouldnโ€™t be a dateโ€?

I was going to suggest that he's more than likely gay. It's not going to be a date is something girls say, not guys.

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Everything is just fucking shit I hate everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

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Everything is just fucking shit I hate everything

The world actually is *******fucking ****shit but if you sift through the ****shit enough once in a while you find a kernal of corn... like that Dead Milkmen link that made me remember about a punk rock concert in a nasty hole in the wall bar featuring them. There was a guy in the bathroom smashing beer bottles against his head and bleeding profusely, and you think your life is ****shit? Ha ha..

But right that Bitchin' Camaro song is what this whole memory was supposed to be about, that song kicked ***ass. I ran over some old lady down at the county fair, but I didn't get arrested 'cause my dad's the mayor!! Bitchin Camaro, bitchin Camaro etc etc etc

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Does he like me?!?

If you sit around wondering you are wasting time. He likes you or he wouldn't be thinking enough about you to figure out your favorite show problem. Look him in the eyes and ask him why he hasn't asked you out yet. Stand just a little too close to him while you are asking. I have found this to be a particularly good way for a girl to get asked out based upon personal experience.

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What is the reason people drive in very loud cars?

It's just about attention. They haven't received enough because their parents both had to work long hours to pay all the taxes we are now saddled with or some other sordid reason... many of which I could go into long discourses about but forget all that.

Yeah, it's a "Hey look at me" thing. When you aren't particularly good at anything and aren't pretty to look at people mainly ignore you. It's hard to ignore someone who is splitting your eardrums.

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Don't treat others as you would like to be treated.

I've gotten over the whole treat me bad and I'll treat you worse syndrome., it's just a vicious circle anyway. It's better to smile at everyone, treat them with kindness, and try to make the world a better place. Heck half the time that just pisses them off more than getting in their face, which is even more fun..

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