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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our fearless leader @Rockster160 !

Yeah happy every day Rocco! Hope you went out and had a big time for your birthday, living well is the best revenge.

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Nevermind.

I used to work for a guy for about 15 years. One time we were at a restaurant and he went to the bathroom. He came back and he was crying and I asked him if his wife died or something. He set this little white crystal on the table and said it was a kidney stone that he had just passed. That was a tough old man there...

You know they have lasers now that can break them up inside of you so they are smaller and easier to pass. A friend of mine had that done too.

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fellow englanders.

I don't think Trump is that divisive. It's just that the liberal half of America can't believe he got elected and poor Hillary lost just because she's a woman. They hate him and no matter what he does or accomplishes it doesn't change their opinion. In fact the better of a job he does the more they hate him...

I mean conservatives didn't like Obama but we didn't act like idiots and go rioting in the street.

From what I've heard Mr. Johnson is the leading proponent for Brexit and that's the only reason he got elected. As long as people can do their job I don't mind them acting a fool now and then, heck I'm one of the crazy people too.

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Who here plays video games?

I put enough quarters into a Space Invaders machine in 1978 to buy a pound of Colombian Gold, when there was such a thing. The game came out when I was 18, I guess I was the first generation that played video games. My dad never saw a TV until he was 20 years old. Times move fast.

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So I watched all the terminator movies after terminator 2 and...

I haven't seen the new one yet. I like that last one Genisys with the old ***ass Schwarzenegger, but maybe because I grew up with him and I'm old now too.

3 and 4 were eh. I could watch the first one right now and still love every minute of it. Yeah Ed Furlong was John Conner, I don't like the new ones. Emilia Clark can be Sarah Conner forever though, Linda WHO? Damn why did they bring her back? Does she flashback to my girlfriend at least? Of course not, you can't get that much uglier............ ouch. Give me the reigns to this pony, I'll drive her off a cliff in a minute.

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im a closet chef...

I thought that parsley and crap was just to dress up the view of the bloody steak and baked potato I was eating. And I mean rare bloody for you bloody Brits/Scots/Irelanders out there.

Oh and if you think there is a difference in them than you're the elitist.

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i want to get off the horse.

I knew what you meant immediately, you're the only one starting posts around this ghost town. Someone needs to jump on that pony and ride, in fact all of us need to get our ****shit together and become more active. Anyone that does accidentally find this site will be bored to death and never come back. Oh and I vote for the turd sandwich.. it's a South Park reference, nevermind.

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I can't remember how to post pics / video on here.

It doesn't look like help to me. Can't you just open up whatever image you want and copy and paste the link and put it here? It does seem like there used to be something at the bottom that said add image... maybe not I'm old and senile.

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Nevermind.

You know my old lady has had kidney stones and they just give her a shot of morphine and they fall right out. Apparently the pain of trying to pass them makes you tighten up down there so they can't come out. If you get enough opium in your system you relax and the problem takes care of itself. ****Shit for what the hospital charged me I could have hooked her up with some stronger dope for WAAAAY less. Shhhh don't tell her that.

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C-store point of sale systems are equivalent to the Federation Starfleet virus that created Hugh.

A fin won't get you in the door at my Starbucks.

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