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The old couple

These old people jokes aren't as funny to me as they used to be. Hmmmm, I wonder why that is? As a gentleman I still prefer dumb blonde jokes.

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suP PEoplE!

I never could do anything fancy with a keyboard. I can spend hours a day on a computer and yet I have trouble doing anything but turning it on and off... some days even that's a challenge.

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200,000 UFO Fans Plan to Storm Area 51?

I had forgotten all about that Coast to Coast show. Me and my wife used to listen to it all the time when Art Bell was on there. I didn't know he had died either, that's a shame. In fact I didn't know it was called Coast to Coast, we always just called it the Art Bell show...

But yeah it was neat because she was into all the ghost stories which I thought were bunk, and I was into the UFO ****shit which she didn't believe in. So between the two of us we we always listened.

But anyway I'm sure the Feds aren't worried about a bunch of crazies storming the gates. First of all it's 4,000 acres so even if a few people make in inside they're just going to be wandering around the desert lost, there's not a lot to see out there. On a brighter note it's in Nevada and there is a legal brothel there so a good time should be had by all... matter of fact maybe I should head on out there.

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So I'm scared I hurt a snake...

I'm sure the snake is fine. I've seen them fall out of trees on purpose from more than 15 feet so it must not be a big deal to them.

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I don't usually make political posts.

What have you got against white people with money soco? Ha ha haaaaa. Actually there is one white person with money he'd like to deport, that crazy f bomb dropping, purple hair wearing, GLAAD LGBTQ poster child Megan Rapinoe.

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Getting to know HelpQA family..

Live in a suburb outside of Nashville, Tennessee.

Grew up in a cornfield in northern Indiana.

If I ever do leave the Volunteer state I'll probably go to Florida with all the other old fogeys. I'm damn sure not moving to Yorkshire, that place has got a bad reputation.

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I don't usually make political posts.

I don't have a problem with keeping criminals in cages, there are jails everywhere. It's what happens when you break the law, and we only keep ILLEGAL immigrants in cages. Big difference. Should we send their children off alone?

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I don't usually make political posts.

That's funny, I voted for the Libertarian guy Johnson too. My family all got mad and said I threw away my vote, but I'm an expert at that. Heck I voted for Ross Perot way back when and then I voted for the Ron Paul revolution. It seems like we always have a turd sandwich and a giant douche running in my eyes.

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Iโ€™m having a sleepless night.

Sounds to me like you already made the deal, and he's your brother don't go back on him now. Hey when your app makes you both filthy rich it won't really matter. Plus you won't have time to spend all the money by yourself, so remember your good friend Doc Ralph. I'm always glad to help lighten the load.... especially if the load is cold hard ca$h!

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Talking with my mom makes me sad.

She sounds like my wife, but yeah I guess older women do have a hard time. When women enter menopause they may experience some of these symptoms: Irregular periods.
*******Vaginal dryness.
Hot flashes.
Chills.
Night sweats.
Sleep problems.
Mood changes.
Weight gain and slowed metabolism.

My wife is blessed in that she experiences all of these symptoms. It's a blast laying in bed freezing to death with a sleeping bag on top because the air is set on 68 and there's a fan blowing on the bed, so it's not easy on me either. The part I don't understand is how she can be right beside me while I'm shivering and she only has a sheet on her and she's sweating so bad it's stuck to her.

Give your mom a break, and a wide berth, that's what I do. Well I don't give your mom a wide berth, I do it to the bitter hate filled elderly women I get to live with.

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