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i'm tired of chasing the happiness myth

I just can't relate. I've never had any problem being happy, this whole soul sucking life thing doesn't make sense. I think maybe you are trying to live up to some ideal that someone else planted in your head about who you have to be or what you have to accomplish in order to be happy. Forget all that. If you're not cold and hungry you are doing fine, smile about it. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.

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I knew I'd go grey.

Maybe somebody spilled some bleach on your face when you were asleep. And yes they do make Just for Men specially formulated for your facial hair. Never tried it but the regular stuff washes right out of mustaches and beards for some reason... a friend told me of course.

My brother's hair went gray when he was like 25 and my dad was bald when he was 25 but my hair is still all there. It didn't start going gray until I was almost 50 so you never really know. Or maybe my mom just got around a lot more than anyone knew. lol

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My mum calls me lazy.

I didn't have what one would call supportive parents either. That's why I moved 350 miles away when I was 19 and didn't talk to them for 2 years. Heck they didn't even know where I lived.

It's good that you are not wasting a lot of time thinking about your mum's attitude towards you. It shouldn't be a driving factor in your life. Get away from there and live your own life is my advice.

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Look at your body-

That way is a very nice way. It's pleasant down that way too. Of course people do go both ways.. words of wisdom from the scarecrow aka man without a brain.

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What is the difference between a polyphon and a record player?

Yup, exactly. http://piworld.de/piworld/polypho1.jpg

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Where has all of my patience gone?

****Shit's getting real now. I'm down with the Federal and local permission to solve all our problems. Where do I sign up?

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can someone explain to me why are flat earthers growing by the numbers believing something so stupid?
Confused about it but she kept saying that you wanted to leave at the house what you doing out there is a good time for you guys cause of the 6damage of the window and the kids told her he's wasn't

Can you maybe add some punctuation so this makes sense? Did you get to barrow the car?

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I WAS LOOKING THROUGH A MAGAZINE

Yes, we do. https://hyperallergic.com/wp-content/uploads/20...

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I have been wanting to start working out and start getting into shape (Round is a shape though!)

You know exercise is great for your heart and lungs, but it really takes a lot to burn just a few calories. I mean you have to jump rope for a half hour to burn off one cheeseburger. If I jumped rope for a half hour straight I'd probably have a heart attack. It's a lot easier to just eat less. Of course the more muscle you have the more energy your body burns at rest.

If you really want to change your body in any reasonable amount of time with exercise you have to go all in. Change your lifestyle completely. Think basic training.

If you do want to lose a lot of weight by diet try vegetables. Tom Hanks lost about 60 pounds for that Cast Away movie and he said he only ate vegetables, mostly raw. Said he about turned into a rabbit.

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