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My manager admitted to me yesterday that she looked at my social media and I donโ€™t know how I feel about it.

If it's no one's business why is it on the interweb?

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My manager admitted to me yesterday that she looked at my social media and I donโ€™t know how I feel about it.

Social media is the Devil. Don't post ****shit you wouldn't want everyone in the world to see, forever. Like your future grandchildren or your own grandmother. It's there to be looked at isn't it? Why hate on someone for doing so? By the way spying or what we used to call "creeping" on other people is now the national pastime.

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I need math help

The order of math operations is PEDMAS, so the answer is 104. My calculator isn't as smart as yours, it gets 4 every time.

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I knew I'd go grey.

Those are character lines. Instead of not smiling try not looking in the mirror as often, that's what I do. Old age is not for sissies.

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We look at some of the simplest life on the planet and think it's gross or bad.

That's us man. The ones that crawled out of the stankiest cesspool of primordial ooze first. We went forth and multiplied and it was good.

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It is a year..

I've noticed it does seem to be a little busier here as of late. I think it's a good sign too. You're welcome Peter.

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i'm tired of chasing the happiness myth

I just can't relate. I've never had any problem being happy, this whole soul sucking life thing doesn't make sense. I think maybe you are trying to live up to some ideal that someone else planted in your head about who you have to be or what you have to accomplish in order to be happy. Forget all that. If you're not cold and hungry you are doing fine, smile about it. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.

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I knew I'd go grey.

Maybe somebody spilled some bleach on your face when you were asleep. And yes they do make Just for Men specially formulated for your facial hair. Never tried it but the regular stuff washes right out of mustaches and beards for some reason... a friend told me of course.

My brother's hair went gray when he was like 25 and my dad was bald when he was 25 but my hair is still all there. It didn't start going gray until I was almost 50 so you never really know. Or maybe my mom just got around a lot more than anyone knew. lol

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My mum calls me lazy.

I didn't have what one would call supportive parents either. That's why I moved 350 miles away when I was 19 and didn't talk to them for 2 years. Heck they didn't even know where I lived.

It's good that you are not wasting a lot of time thinking about your mum's attitude towards you. It shouldn't be a driving factor in your life. Get away from there and live your own life is my advice.

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Look at your body-

That way is a very nice way. It's pleasant down that way too. Of course people do go both ways.. words of wisdom from the scarecrow aka man without a brain.

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