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Anyone here smoke cigars?

The more I think about it, I'll give those two last Cuban cigars away if you and Lano want them. I think I can just stick them in a ziplock bag and put them in those bubble wrap envelopes for real. I don't know how I'd get your addresses but the offer stands. They're Habanas Robustos, kind of short and fat, I'm never going to smoke them.

I just looked them up on the internet and you can order them for about $22.50, I thought it was illegal to buy Cuban cigars. Maybe they're not real... hmmm.

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My life is going really well.

You need to learn to have fun. Here's a little article I was just reading that might give you some ideas... http://www.heretical.com/miscella/reptile.html

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Anyone here smoke cigars?

I've tried smoking cigars but I think they're pretty gross too, which is weird since I smoke about everything in the world except cigars. I even smoked some kratom just to see if anything would happen a couple of weeks ago and even it wasn't as gross as a nasty cigar, ha.

I even have two real live Cuban cigars a cigar aficionado gave me too, sitting in a ziplock bag with some humidity control pack the guy threw in there. He also gave me two Cuban seed cigars that he said I should compare them with just so I would see how much better a real Cuban cigar was. I took a couple of puffs of each and turned green, I just don't get it.

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I'm going to become a cop, so I can get away with breaking the law.

My son in law is a cop and he drives like a maniac. That's one of the best benefits, just cruising as fast as you want even if you're not in your police cruiser and flashing your badge when you get pulled over. Cops don't write each other speeding tickets.

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First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak outโ€”because I was not a socialist.

It's been my experience that the less money I had the more free I was. You can't get blood from a stone. Now I have things I have to protect and papers to file and issues to deal with just to keep what I thought was mine.

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I can't wait to die.

Read some books, it gives you a reason to keep going, if for no other reason than to turn the page and see what happens next.

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Mission Statement:

Yeah I started out reading On the Road by Jack Kerouac and then decided I needed to go back and read all the Beat poets books. Didn't know it was a movie, how in the world did they make a movie of that nonsense? But yeah he was all about mirrors and different realities inside of the mirror. He used to spend hours staring into them, John Lennon did the same thing.

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List of "HOW DARE YOU" LIES I was once made to believe:

Kind of off topic but I voted for Santa Claus as a write in candidate for tax assessor last week. Gotta love it... maybe if he wins he'll gift my property taxes next year.

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Don't read this if you can't handle edited cursing or truth (bad parents beware).

When I grew up it was normal to kick your kids out when they turned 18, or at least after school. If they couldn't get a job you told them to join the army.. It's a lot harder to support yourself these days though, two of my five kids still live at home rent free and the youngest is 28. What the hell the house has 4 bedrooms and I have to pay the bills either way. I don't have a problem with it but I really love them and hope they stick around. If they were worthless pieces of ****shit things might be different.

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Have you ever cut off a family member.

My next door neighbor cut off all contacts with his elderly father. His dad was living with him and got a couple of credit cards in the son's name and maxed them out at $10,000 apiece. The next thing I knew he kicked his dad out and moved him into a hotel 100 miles away and that was the last we saw of him.... I didn't really blame the guy.

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