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How far would you drive to help a friend or family member?

How bad do they need help? Just want to see you or is it a matter of life or death? Depends on the circumstances.... I've driven 10 or 12 hours one way to move a really good friend. Of course he was moving out of my house and so I had a lot of incentive to get him the hell out of there.

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Send me good thoughts, prayers, whatever you do, for finding lost things.

I guess somebody decided you were as real person without all the paperwork. Congratulations.

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I have a plan, not just a bunch of ideas - yay me!

What's wrong with your car? I've been driving piece of crap cars since 1976.. they used to be a lot easier to fix.

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What do you need?

Food, water, shelter, and as many meds as possible. Well I need at least a half dozen beers a day too.

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Is it wrong to wish someone would go away?

If the someone is a person you are directly responsible for, like your own child when it is an infant, I think that wishing it away would cause you to treat it differently and also that it would pick up on the negative vibes and suffer in some way. What a sentence.... I've been reading Kerouac a lot lately and he is the king of run on sentences. Everyone should read the original scroll manuscript of On The Road, it's one paragraph. The whole book is one paragraph.

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I miss the old help.com

Everyone who was ever there misses it. The name drew in people like flies, it can never be what it was without the traffic we had.

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So many things!

Yeah you're on a roll, aren't you? Whoo hoo!

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Best breakfast?

For years I put Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies in a bowl and poured milk on them and ate them just like cereal. Best breakfast ever...then again Tiffany for breakfast could be better, what does she look like?

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Anyone know how to cook a goat leg?

Who the heck eats goat legs is what I was wondering. I can't even get my wife to cook lamb chops.

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I finally got the job offer!

Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!Hip hip hooray! Three cheers for smiley the new science and history teacher. I can already tell that every student at your local middle school will have a crush on you.

AHA!! THAT'S why nobody wanted you to work. It's probably best if you just stay home barefoot and pregnant.... can't get in much trouble like that.

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