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I tried everything I could for poor seize.

My second grade teacher was a goddess.. I didn't think so then but my dad did, and looking back at the pictures now I realize she was under 25 and had an incredible shape and a pretty face to boot. Heck all I cared about when I was 7 years old was Hot Wheels cars and playing football and basketball. She'd be a goddess if she walked into my bedroom tonight looking like she did in 1967, that's for sure.

I feel so sorry for today's youth that have internet ****porn and video games and virtual reality everything! What we had then was very little stimulus, we made it ourselves and it was as real as it gets.

Soooo Keith and Sheila are addicted to caffeine... and all the kids in my second grade class were angels. Got along great with them and was voted class president.

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I tried everything I could for poor seize.

Didn't seize have a weird foreign neighbor with a weight problem that lived in a beige house?

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I can see myself it's a golden sunrise

I liked it.

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My life is going really well.

Okay I forgot I posted that link.. probably not a good idea to follow much of my advice, or at least not the advice given in the article above.

Soooo what exactly do you worry about? I mean a little bit of worry is actually a good thing. I never worry about anything and it seems to cause me troubles because I don't address problems in my life that I should be dealing with. On the other hand if you worry so much that it keeps you from enjoying things I guess you need some help.

A doctor could hook you up with some Valiums or Xanax to help you relax and ease your mind, but in my experience anti-depressants cause more problems than they cure.

Lots of people get a calming feeling from religion. A faith in the Lord and prayer really do wash worries away, maybe you should try going to church and talking to a preacher. Lots of them are really good at helping people with personal problems. Some of them are perverts too though, but there are pervs everywhere. I'm not convinced there are any more in the clergy than in any other occupations.

Falling in love is always a good way to get a warm happy feeling inside. Are you in a relationship? That might help more than anything... or maybe just call your mom. My mom always made me feel a thousand times better.

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I can see myself it's a golden sunrise

I was just getting ready to say that I hate poems almost unilaterally, but for some reason I read through this one twice and really enjoyed it. I guess I should have known it wasn't someone's original work here on Helpy help. Had me going for a minute though...

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Anyone here smoke cigars?

Okay it sounds like I've been doing it all wrong. Yeah I learned to smoke when I was in junior high by hitting a joint and the idea was to take a big hit and hold it in your lungs for as long as to could to get the maximum effect. Joints were few and far between.. The more I think about it when I smoke the occasional cigarette I do the same thing. And yup, when I did that with a cigar it about killed me. Maybe I need to give it another go.

It's interesting how much of what you said was also told to me by the guy with a humidor in his house that gave me these cigars. You have to cut them right (he gave me this guillotine looking thing to cut the end off), he said to leave the ash on there, not to flick it off at all, and he was talking about what bourbon to drink with it too. Kind of sounds like you need to take a class just to smoke a cigar.

I was wondering too if you are supposed to cut off both ends, or just the end you light or just the end you put in your mouth. There isn't a hole in the end of these high dollar cigars, so I figured it was to cut off the end you smoke it from.

Here's a link to those Cohiba cigars I have, it looks like you can order them online. Of course you can order Afghani hashish online from Canada too, I'm not sure what happens if you do it, but it's probably not a good thing. https://www.finestcubancigars.com/cohiba-robust...

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Anyone here smoke cigars?

The more I think about it, I'll give those two last Cuban cigars away if you and Lano want them. I think I can just stick them in a ziplock bag and put them in those bubble wrap envelopes for real. I don't know how I'd get your addresses but the offer stands. They're Habanas Robustos, kind of short and fat, I'm never going to smoke them.

I just looked them up on the internet and you can order them for about $22.50, I thought it was illegal to buy Cuban cigars. Maybe they're not real... hmmm.

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My life is going really well.

You need to learn to have fun. Here's a little article I was just reading that might give you some ideas... http://www.heretical.com/miscella/reptile.html

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Anyone here smoke cigars?

I've tried smoking cigars but I think they're pretty gross too, which is weird since I smoke about everything in the world except cigars. I even smoked some kratom just to see if anything would happen a couple of weeks ago and even it wasn't as gross as a nasty cigar, ha.

I even have two real live Cuban cigars a cigar aficionado gave me too, sitting in a ziplock bag with some humidity control pack the guy threw in there. He also gave me two Cuban seed cigars that he said I should compare them with just so I would see how much better a real Cuban cigar was. I took a couple of puffs of each and turned green, I just don't get it.

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I'm going to become a cop, so I can get away with breaking the law.

My son in law is a cop and he drives like a maniac. That's one of the best benefits, just cruising as fast as you want even if you're not in your police cruiser and flashing your badge when you get pulled over. Cops don't write each other speeding tickets.

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