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Do you have a plan to vote if you live in the US?

I was thinking your mail in vote won't count because someone will throw it away. Or maybe it will be counted twice depending upon who is doing the counting. I don't trust this whole mail in idea.

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Bullets are pointed like footballs instead of being round because that shape is more aerodynamic. Oh okay that's what anon said... in fact he did an excellent job of answering the question.

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Weird Al decides to monitor the Presidential debate on Tuesday.

I was thinking he looks amazing for his age, well as amazing as Weird Al can look. He certainly hasn't changed much in the last 30 years. I'm a year younger than him and I can tell you at my 40th high school reunion there were a bunch of really fat bald people.

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My life is going really well.

Yeah we're all slaves to the 26 billionaires that own half of the planet.
It's not how big your house is, it's all about how happy your home is... even if someone else owns it. Work on that.

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I tried everything I could for poor seize.

My second grade teacher was a goddess.. I didn't think so then but my dad did, and looking back at the pictures now I realize she was under 25 and had an incredible shape and a pretty face to boot. Heck all I cared about when I was 7 years old was Hot Wheels cars and playing football and basketball. She'd be a goddess if she walked into my bedroom tonight looking like she did in 1967, that's for sure.

I feel so sorry for today's youth that have internet ****porn and video games and virtual reality everything! What we had then was very little stimulus, we made it ourselves and it was as real as it gets.

Soooo Keith and Sheila are addicted to caffeine... and all the kids in my second grade class were angels. Got along great with them and was voted class president.

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I tried everything I could for poor seize.

Didn't seize have a weird foreign neighbor with a weight problem that lived in a beige house?

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I can see myself it's a golden sunrise

I liked it.

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My life is going really well.

Okay I forgot I posted that link.. probably not a good idea to follow much of my advice, or at least not the advice given in the article above.

Soooo what exactly do you worry about? I mean a little bit of worry is actually a good thing. I never worry about anything and it seems to cause me troubles because I don't address problems in my life that I should be dealing with. On the other hand if you worry so much that it keeps you from enjoying things I guess you need some help.

A doctor could hook you up with some Valiums or Xanax to help you relax and ease your mind, but in my experience anti-depressants cause more problems than they cure.

Lots of people get a calming feeling from religion. A faith in the Lord and prayer really do wash worries away, maybe you should try going to church and talking to a preacher. Lots of them are really good at helping people with personal problems. Some of them are perverts too though, but there are pervs everywhere. I'm not convinced there are any more in the clergy than in any other occupations.

Falling in love is always a good way to get a warm happy feeling inside. Are you in a relationship? That might help more than anything... or maybe just call your mom. My mom always made me feel a thousand times better.

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I can see myself it's a golden sunrise

I was just getting ready to say that I hate poems almost unilaterally, but for some reason I read through this one twice and really enjoyed it. I guess I should have known it wasn't someone's original work here on Helpy help. Had me going for a minute though...

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Anyone here smoke cigars?

Okay it sounds like I've been doing it all wrong. Yeah I learned to smoke when I was in junior high by hitting a joint and the idea was to take a big hit and hold it in your lungs for as long as to could to get the maximum effect. Joints were few and far between.. The more I think about it when I smoke the occasional cigarette I do the same thing. And yup, when I did that with a cigar it about killed me. Maybe I need to give it another go.

It's interesting how much of what you said was also told to me by the guy with a humidor in his house that gave me these cigars. You have to cut them right (he gave me this guillotine looking thing to cut the end off), he said to leave the ash on there, not to flick it off at all, and he was talking about what bourbon to drink with it too. Kind of sounds like you need to take a class just to smoke a cigar.

I was wondering too if you are supposed to cut off both ends, or just the end you light or just the end you put in your mouth. There isn't a hole in the end of these high dollar cigars, so I figured it was to cut off the end you smoke it from.

Here's a link to those Cohiba cigars I have, it looks like you can order them online. Of course you can order Afghani hashish online from Canada too, I'm not sure what happens if you do it, but it's probably not a good thing. https://www.finestcubancigars.com/cohiba-robust...

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