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An indictment is a formal accusation of a crime. You can accuse anyone of anything but if you can't prove it (because they destroyed their computer for instance) it means nothing.

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But you can't indict Hillary, no matter how many felonies she commits.

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HAHA - The Commander and Chief is actually a Liar and Thief!

Who are the Commander and Chief? Two different people I presume... Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen are what I think of, and to be honest I think the Commander was just too wasted to know the difference between truth and his hallucinations.

If you google Chief thief it comes up with a picture of Obama saying he raided Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac for billions of dollars to fund Obamacare.. what are you saying Dumbocrats are thieves? I believe that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDbw1ILRBvY

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Six tips for a [hopefully] stress-free Holiday.

Stress filled holiday? Load up on exotic dope and over indulge. It only comes once a year, why not spoil yourself? https://66.media.tumblr.com/eb812b2963a60d5d4bfa3f9757c565...

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Ending friends with benefits.

Yeah that's a great way to distance yourself from someone. Ummm... you need to go see the Department of Health.

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Google got something right....

They get lots of things right if you know which buttons to push...
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/e1daeb2b9a29d10bfa...

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* * * Christmas Spirit * * *

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-oVPVsCqs4

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At the thought of going back to school, assuming I went through a two or four year program, I'd be about 43/45 years old.

6 months and no ***sex with your boss? If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding... how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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No one understands the sentence "Stop hitting yourself" quite like I do.

I was at a bar one time and there was a guy in the bathroom smashing beer bottles against his head... he was bleeding profusely when I went in there. He would smash one and scream and then pick another one out of the trash and smash it against his skull again. There were big pieces of glass sticking out of his face but it was pretty cool. Well there was a punk rock band playing in the bar and the mosh pit was about as dangerous as smashing your face with bottles so no one seemed to mind. That's how we rolled in 1980.

I'm beginning to think he wasn't just drunk and crazy, maybe there was a method to his madness.

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The brain is round'ed'ish, our skull is round'ed'ish.

We're an atom of oxygen, don't they teach anything in schools these days? The sun is the nucleus and it has 8 electrons circling it... oxygen!

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