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Tis the Season for a Crisis.

Do you live with your parents? Aren't they worried about you not eating or showing your face? Have they come to expect this type of behavior?

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Hope is not a strategy, its only a wish.

Hope is a feeling of expectation and desire for a certain thing to happen. But if you don't have it you hide in your room afraid to go to the shower.

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Tis the Season for a Crisis.

Who are these people you are so afraid of? Relatives you have known all your life or zombies from hell? Can't you just get up in the middle of the night and do your shower and sneak some food and water? Sounds like you need to stash some supplies in your room if they are going to be there a while. Showers are kind of overrated anyway in my opinion.


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Why are you here?

I'm taking a more open view on this now. I'm here because my mother seduced my father... or vice versa.

I know some semi-famous people. Lots of them live around here it's kind of a country music town. My kids went to high school with Taylor Swift but my step-daughter bullied her relentlessly and my son hated her too. He was in a couple of classes with her and said she was really stuck up and always running around telling everyone she was gonna be a star some day, yeah right. Guess he should have believed her.

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you can

An indictment is a formal accusation of a crime. You can accuse anyone of anything but if you can't prove it (because they destroyed their computer for instance) it means nothing.

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you can

But you can't indict Hillary, no matter how many felonies she commits.

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HAHA - The Commander and Chief is actually a Liar and Thief!

Who are the Commander and Chief? Two different people I presume... Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen are what I think of, and to be honest I think the Commander was just too wasted to know the difference between truth and his hallucinations.

If you google Chief thief it comes up with a picture of Obama saying he raided Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac for billions of dollars to fund Obamacare.. what are you saying Dumbocrats are thieves? I believe that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDbw1ILRBvY

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Six tips for a [hopefully] stress-free Holiday.

Stress filled holiday? Load up on exotic dope and over indulge. It only comes once a year, why not spoil yourself? https://66.media.tumblr.com/eb812b2963a60d5d4bfa3f9757c565...

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Ending friends with benefits.

Yeah that's a great way to distance yourself from someone. Ummm... you need to go see the Department of Health.

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Google got something right....

They get lots of things right if you know which buttons to push...
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/e1daeb2b9a29d10bfa...

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