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* * * Christmas Spirit * * *

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-oVPVsCqs4

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At the thought of going back to school, assuming I went through a two or four year program, I'd be about 43/45 years old.

6 months and no ***sex with your boss? If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding... how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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No one understands the sentence "Stop hitting yourself" quite like I do.

I was at a bar one time and there was a guy in the bathroom smashing beer bottles against his head... he was bleeding profusely when I went in there. He would smash one and scream and then pick another one out of the trash and smash it against his skull again. There were big pieces of glass sticking out of his face but it was pretty cool. Well there was a punk rock band playing in the bar and the mosh pit was about as dangerous as smashing your face with bottles so no one seemed to mind. That's how we rolled in 1980.

I'm beginning to think he wasn't just drunk and crazy, maybe there was a method to his madness.

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The brain is round'ed'ish, our skull is round'ed'ish.

We're an atom of oxygen, don't they teach anything in schools these days? The sun is the nucleus and it has 8 electrons circling it... oxygen!

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Why are you here?

I'm stalking you smiley...

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What happens after a death (practical not spiritual).

Vanderbilt University will take your body. They call it the no cost end of life option..
http://medcure.org/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAurjgBRCqARIsA...

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I have a choice - I can take an offer for a manager in training program at 16 dollars an hour for 1-3 months and move into a manager role that will pay a 45k-50k salary a year.

Yeah managers are famous for being on salary and working 80 hours a week with no overtime, and the last man standing gets a promotion. Take the sure thing.

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im addicted to this

You know Herb Alpert is one of the richest men in the music business? Richer than Sir Paul McCartney with close to a billion dollars... he started his own record company in Los Angeles A&M records in 1962 and signed Joe Cocker, Procol Harum, Captain & Tennille, Sting, Sergio Mendes, Ozark Mountain Daredevils, Supertramp, Bryan Adams, Burt Bacharach, Liza Minnelli, The Carpenters, Paul Williams, Janet Jackson, Cat Stevens, Peter Frampton, Elkie Brooks, Carole King, Styx, Extreme, Amy Grant, Joan Baez, the Human League, The Police, CeCe Peniston, Blues Traveler, Soundgarden, Duffy and Sheryl Crow. BOOM!

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A Housemate..

Ahh Pepper Jelly I had all the bases covered when I was living with other people. Slutty, did drink and drugs to excess and my roommates loved it. They always seemed to be following me around taking my leftover women and intoxicants. Hell a couple of times I even picked up more than one woman at a bar and passed them out to whoever was home. I just wish it was 1980 again...

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im addicted to this

Zzzz.. well I guess you don't need sleeping pills if you listen to that much. It did make me want to hear this though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z0pP8FqYvk

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