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Hello HelpQA family..

DUI... after driving intoxicated since I was 16 I finally got my first one at 58. Kind of lucky actually, but really it was a ripoff. When my tests came back my blood alcohol level was below the .08 but I had a small amount of Xanax in my blood too so they didn't let me off. Really it was road rage, some jerk said I cut him off on the interstate and followed me home with his cell phone camera and called the cops. This crap didn't happen 20 years ago. Never been to jail before but I had to do a weekend there and that place sucks. Ha ha sorry Mya.

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I'm drunk right now and probably no one is on by hi.

I never got the whole girls going to strip clubs thing. It seems to me like guys are always trying to get girls to get naked and girls are always trying to get guys to keep their clothes on.. maybe I should work out more and start wearing a fireman's outfit with a g-string underneath. lol

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My mum could win a million pounds tomorrow.

Yeah I encourage her all the time to do something and she just hangs out in the room watching tv feeling sorry for herself. Really if I did what she does all day I would have killed myself by now. Ever since the 5 kids grew up she doesn't have a purpose. You're right, but I don't know what to do about that. Hell she barely ever babysits the grandkids, if I was in her place they would be over every day partying with Grandpa Ralphie.. sorry Nix, not trying to take over your post.

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Hello HelpQA family..

You don't even want to know what I was on probation for? WTF kind of help sight is this anyway? Let's talk about ME!!

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statism, the belief that the state is supreme, is the most dangerous thing.

It seems like the 60's were a big revolution against government telling us what to do but somehow we've gone backwards from there. I don't understand it.

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I'm drunk right now and probably no one is on by hi.

Two shots and two beers and you're drunk? You don't know the meaning of the word. It's only quarter after 10 in the morning and I've already had 4 beers, maybe after 8 or 10 I'll actually be drunk.

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These Millennials...

Yeah Charlie was his wife's brother, the one who he sued for ninety million bucks. And he didn't make any money for almost 10 years, CBS finally bought the rights to his songs from his first record contract where he got basically nothing and gave them to him as a birthday present when he signed with them. He's still got a hundred million bucks and was married to the hottest swimsuit supermodel on the planet. Hard to feel sorry for him.

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What does this mean?

Yeah I didn't think about that, are you a guy? I kind of think of VW Beetles as being "chick's cars" too. But you know me and Sherlock are old and lots of things younger people do seem strange to us. Like those skinny jeans, what's up with that?

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Gratefulness is helpful, so I am grateful for it.

We're all grateful you're feeling better.

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These Millennials...

Actually BJ wrote this song about his wife who had taken over as his manager after he had signed some really bad record deals. She was tough as nails negotiating contracts but a woman to him. Then he was stupid enough to keep her family as his managers after he dumped her for Christie Brinkley and he suddenly discovered that 30 million dollars was missing. When he sued them they declared bankruptcy, said they were broke and nobody could find the money... ouch. She'll steal like a thief but she's always a woman to him, uh huh. Bet he winces every time he hears that line.

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