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How do I convince my friend not to lie in her CV ?

If it's a job she's not qualified for and won't get if she doesn't lie, then you probably won't be able to dissuade her. Sounds like her morals just really aren't that high. Why is she your friend again?

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Question 4...

I need to be 40 years younger, can you do that? Yeah it's my high school's 40th anniversary and everyone is fat and old and bald or just plain dead. Kinda sucks, life was a lot more fun even 20 years ago. Man I just wish I could be 40 again, this old age ****shit ain't for sissies.

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My cat died today and I burst into tears at a work meeting.

I cried when I buried Midnight, my black Lab. I had him for 16 years and my 12 year old son was looking at me digging a hole and asked me if I was faking it or something. He'd never seen me cry and I was crying digging a dog's grave. Been there done that.

Yeah I told my son "I've had this dog longer than I've had you, I might not cry at your funeral". He got mad and walked off.

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What happens after a death (practical not spiritual).

If you don't have any money to bury yourself or are worried about funeral expenses you can donate your body to science. Medical students always need fresh cadavers to poke, prod, and dissect. I have a friend that has donated his body to Vanderbilt University Medical Center. Don't need a casket or anything then. At least he's planning ahead.

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Name for a new puppy.

Is it Tristan? Here Tristan, come here boy, good boy Tristan... ha ha. Whatever works for you. The Mexican called Clint Eastwood Blondie in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly". That's really why I named her that. I call my dogs with that same whistle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWYFasRbf-Y

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A Concern:

Sometimes help hurts. Most times actually. It's a dirty business but someone has to tell you to get your ****shit together, whether that means losing 40 pounds or getting off the dope or just to keep your legs together every once in a while. Yeah I'm talking to you soco... lol

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Question 5...Wednesday

I was 13 and me and my friends were camping out in a camper in one of their backyards. I opened this closet and there was a tree hanging upside down in it. I asked him why they had a dead Christmas tree in the camper and he looked at me like I was crazy. Upon further inspection it was a 6 foot tall pot plant that was drying out... everything changed real fast for all three of us. Hell by the next morning we were the biggest dope dealers in junior high. I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations has run out. Wish it hadn't of happened so soon and so fast.

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I'm going to find a new job.

How long have you been working there? Just a couple of weeks? I wouldn't bail so fast unless this other job is a lot better. Does it pay more? Is there a better chance of moving on up?

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My mum just peed herself again.

It's been my experience that you really can't help people who don't want help. If she likes to day drink she's not going to stop, especially not just because she peed herself. Even a couple of days in jail doesn't make most people want to change... trust me on this one.

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How do I let go

Beer and Xanax will relax the crap out of you. Stay out of the car afterwards though..

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