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as the page rotates.

And when we realized it, professor Vampy changed her name.

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So I've started writing a new thing...

I want to colonize a new planet now. I like the idea, it sounds like an interesting read. You know there's already got to be life there, maybe some sexy earth like beings... I can already see Captain Kirk hooking up first.

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how do i post photos here?

I just got mad at Pinterest because they stopped hosting images, especially since it's a website that just has images. I used to use Photobucket but they stopped hosting images too. Well they post them for a while then take them off.

If you have a website that hosts images people will fill it up FAST! It's absolutely incredible how many naked people are on the world wide web, most of them aren't even attractive. Heck, Sports Illustrated puts fat girls on the cover of their swimsuit edition now. I blame it on the "everyone gets a trophy" mindset. https://i1.wp.com/www.drollify.com/wp-content/u...

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That rabbiiiit!

Okay I got one deposit back, but that was only because the idiot sued me for damages to his house and he lost in court because I had actually improved his structure in many ways and had pictures. In fact he had to pay me for a door I had installed, it was pretty funny.

And yeah things around here have been extremely weird and I am not in the best of moods, I guess I'm taking it out on everyone here. Plus my wife has a rabbit and it takes every ounce of willpower I have every day not to blast that thing to bits with a 12 gauge shotgun... heh. Smelly rabbits belong outside!!! By the way I smell like springtime in Alaska, thanks for asking.

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The job I just left is accusing me of stealing and is not going to pay me for the week I worked there.

You can report them to the Better Business Bureau too. Companies hate that, people look at BBB reports all the time. Screw them, money is money and if they are doing it to you they have probably done it to many others.

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I am an ant assassin.

My brother in law has these huge red ant hills in his backyard and we pour gasoline on them and light them all the time. It's a really effective method of getting rid of them. When I was a kid we used to burn them with magnifying glasses, now that was quite a sport! Or we would catch a bunch of red ants and black ants and put them in a jar together and watch them kill each other. Red ants are about three times as mean as black ants, you can put a half dozen of them in a jar with 50 black ants and the red ones will win...

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My cat vomited.

Feral cats vomit all the time to get rid of hair and fur and feathers and other things they can't digest that they eat in the wild. Lots of house cats vomit regularly and some people say it is because cats are designed to vomit because of their wild ancestors. Yeah that's it.

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What do you all think about a woman dating a guy who is a little over 4 years younger than her?

Like Rockster says age doesn't matter much after about 25. When I was 25 I was dating a girl that was quite a bit older than me, 33 to be exact. Anyway we dated a couple of months and it was really hot and heavy all summer long. But she had this daughter that was staying with her dad, who was my girlfriend's ex-husband and when she came home it got really weird. The daughter was 15 and had a crush on me too so that was the end of that. It was a shame because the girl was really classy and had a great job and a lot of money but the whole daughter thing was too much for all three of us.

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The job I just left is accusing me of stealing and is not going to pay me for the week I worked there.

Leave a firebomb in their mailbox. Nooo scratch that idea yet again. Why does that seem like the answer to every question people ask me lately? Hmmm...

Are you in America? We have this thing called the Department of Labor and your best recourse is to contact them and report whoever it is that is holding your check. Government agencies do a good job of intimidating people, without putting firebombs in their mailboxes.

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That rabbiiiit!

I've rented at least a dozen houses in my day and never got a deposit back. Half the time the place was in better shape when I left than when I moved in. I'm not sure I've ever met anyone that got a deposit back, good luck with that. And put your rabbit outside, no animals in the house they stink and crap all over the place.

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