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trying to be poetic here but i dont even know what i just wrote

You trying to turn into Eddieee Eddieee Eddieee now? No offense (to you or Eddie) but I just never really got poems. Hell I don't even get Shakespeare and his ****shit has survived over 500 years. Maybe it's me.

But I do have to say I'm glad someone is posting something. Maybe I should make a post about my crazy reality, that would start a firestorm that couldn't be put out with a tsunami.

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I'm not expecting to magically get better.

Hey if you die you won't get to come on here and *****bitch. Hell that's half the reason I'm still alive. Well I want to make sure a select few other people are more miserable than me, that's reason enough not to kill yourself... what's up with those cats? If they need eradicated I have gun, will travel. Just saying.

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What happens after a death (practical not spiritual).

She had a bunch of names with puck in it. She either played hockey or watched it a lot. I miss her too.

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One question a day...

I watched a Hopalong Cassidy marathon Sunday.. they were all from the 40's.

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I have a list of the guys Iโ€™ve slept with and some I donโ€™t even remember.

It's strange how men and women are so different. I've had dozens of one night stands, half the time I didn't even tell the girls my real name and I am ashamed I didn't have more. I think of all the missed opportunities and girls I could have slept with but didn't.

But yeah getting back to you.. our society looks down on women who are too promiscuous and it appears you are headed in that direction. No guy wants to marry a girl that is too easy to get in bed because they think she will cheat on him and he will end up raising kids that aren't even his. It is kind of strange that you waited 20 years to have ***sex and then in two years you've been with a different guy every 60 days. What you need to do is find ONE guy that actually likes you and only sleep with him for a while. That way you can have as much ***sex as you want and still be a "good girl".

By the way do you live in a big city where everyone is kind of anonymous or a small town where everyone knows everyone and who they have slept with? If it's the latter you might want to move. I grew up in a one horse town and it really made the women sexually conservative. If they weren't they got a horrible reputation and everyone knew it. In a big city you can do anything you want and get away with it. Of course it sounds like it's your own conscience that's bothering you, not other people.

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One question a day...

Laying on the couch drinking beer and watching old westerns is my favorite way to spend a lazy day. The older the better, if they're not black and white they aren't real westerns.

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A Nanny From Hell..

There's no way to fix it. I kind of had the same thing happen to me. It was 30 years ago and me and a friend had gone out and got drunk and went back to his house and we both fell asleep in the living room on couches fully dressed... so I wake up at 4 AM or something and have to pee so I go down the hall where all the bedrooms are and his wife and daughter are and use the only bathroom in the house. I flush the toilet and start walking back to the living room and he wakes up and says "what in the hell were you doing back there?". So I'm like I just woke up and used the bathroom and he goes nuts.. yeah right sure you just came out of my bedroom you were with my wife yada yada yada. Then he goes back and starts screaming at his wife it was crazy. We had been friends for years, best friends, and that was the end of it. Plus his wife and I pretty much openly detested each other, I was the younger, wilder, single friend who took him out bar hopping without his wife.. no way she would sleep with me especially in their house with him and her 13 year old daughter both there. It was very strange but he still thinks it happened.

Once somebody has it in their mind that their spouse is cheating they never change it. I feel sorry for the guy, he's probably getting an ear full from her about you, and it really is your fault. Girls aren't allowed to stare at guys, only guys are allowed to do that. Naturally Mrs. Boss doesn't like you any more you are openly lusting after her husband. It's like an open invitation for him to sleep with you.

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This Gam

A chicken leg? No but everybody else is afraid to guess, what is it?

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A Nanny From Hell..

Shoot I was thinking if she wrote the review it might have worked out better. I can see it now, "this nanny had an affair with my husband" and suddenly your phone starts ringing off the hook, you could even get the dirty old men in a bidding war for your "services".. ha ha!

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Question 5...Wednesday

How can a car accident be one of your best experiences?

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