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GRITS: Cream of Wheat with a quality control problem.

soco wrote:

SmartAZ wrote:
Best snacks I ever had were cubes of beef liver wrapped in bacon and baked.

I say snacks because I can't spell or derve. Ors devours. Whatever.

hors d'oeuvre

/รดr หˆdษ™rv/

noun

plural noun:ย hors d'oeuvres

a small savory dish, typically one served as an appetizer at the beginning of a meal.

"a wine and hors d'oeuvre reception"

Yes, that's the one. I can't remember how to spell it.

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Wow the world is so sad and broken.

The prophet Daniel predicted this and Jesus said it's going to be worse than anything ever before. It's barely getting started. I'm glad I'm so old, so I don't have to watch helplessly. I'm older'n dirt.

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GRITS: Cream of Wheat with a quality control problem.

Best snacks I ever had were cubes of beef liver wrapped in bacon and baked.

I say snacks because I can't spell or derve. Ors devours. Whatever.

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full of questions

I have lots of answers, but you have not asked a question.

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i hate you humans.

Mr. Mous, it sounds to me like you hate yourself more than anybody else. You can turn that around by simply deciding to stop hating.

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I finally got my head together.

Anonymous wrote:
congrats! i've never been more clear headed and sane feeling myself! it's only made me hate everyone even more!!

it was much easier when i was deluding myself.

now i just hate you all.

speaking generally not specifically anyone in particular. just...everyone.

It must be nice to have such a simple life!

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You don't buy beer, you only rent it.

Pleased ta meetcha, Confused. I'm SmartAZ.

SmartAZ was the name of a BBS (bulletin board system) operated by the Arizona chapter of Mensa. This was back in the 90s. I didn't like the board but I admired the name so I swiped it.

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Reusing this post to write up symptoms for the private Dr.

It does not sound like you have any medical condition. It sounds like you are deficient in B vitamins. That is easy and cheap to test: get a bottle of B-50 or B-100 at the drug store and see if you feel better. Read some books about nutrition to see what other deficiencies you might have. Tou can search "adele davis" at amazon.com. Her books are old, but still the most popular introduction to the field.

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Reusing this post to write up symptoms for the private Dr.

Jetmoo wrote:
My brain doesn't work properly and I told people at beginning of post. Why r people not listening to me๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ people don't listen.

Why r people confusing me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ it's not funny and it makes my life harder.

I had nothing to offer so I tried to cheer you up the only way I know how. I hope you didn't think I was being disrespectful.

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I finally got my head together.

Before the internet was invented we had Fidonet. You connected to a BBS (Bulletin Board System) using a telephone modem and downloaded a file containing all the forums you were subscribed to. Then you opened a mail reader program and read the mail. At the bottom of your reply there was a line provided for you to write ads, jokes, or philosophies. It was called the tagline. Some people had thousands of gags in their tagline collections. This was one of mine.

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